➥𝑰'𝒎 𝒔𝒂𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 》𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜 ✾

Chapter 4

𝑩𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒛𝒐'𝒔 𝑷𝑶𝑽

I finally stopped laughing. Fizzarolli had a disapproving look on his face. I didn't care. But honestly, why were we even getting along? Don't we hate each other's guts? I mean, I enjoy being around Fizzy like this. The part where were not fighting or whatever. Were actually smiling or whatever AROUND EACH OTHER. 

"God, I hate it when those two fight," Fizzy mumbled with a grumpy look. 

"I can tell."

"No shit," Fizzy said, glancing at Asmodeus and Lucifer. They were still screaming at each other. Well, yelling or shouting is better. They aren't actually screaming. Fizzy grabs a towel and walks out of the room. He storms up to the two princes and throws the towel at Asmodeus. "SHUSH!"

Asmodeus grabs the towel and throws it at Lucifer, who ends up getting whacked in the face with the towel. Asmodeus apologizes and Fizzarolli walks back. He shuts the door behind him. "Makes me wonder, how do you handle Stolas?"

"I don't," I reply, not very happy that it's even true. "I just do what he wants so I can get it over with and get away from him. And get the book as well."

"That's stupid."

"Is not!" I protest. "I have no other choice. He's huge. Well, not Asmodeus-size huge BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN."

Fizzy laughs. "Totally. Stolas sucks. If your gonna date a prince of hell, go after anyone but that one."

I wish I could. But of course, Stolas still owns the fucking book to the human world. I'm not saying that out loud though. That honestly isn't the best idea. 

"Who else is there to even date? Mammon isn't into imps, Leviathan likes girls-" I say, but Fizzarolli shuts me up when he eyeballs me. 

"Leviathan likes men AND girls," He corrects me. I pause and then nod in agreement before finishing what I was going to say. "ANYways, the two that start with a B I cannot EVER remember their fucking names-"

"Beelzebub and Belphegor?" Fizzarolli teases. I frown and nod. Of course he KNOWS that. Privileges of being Asmodeus's boyfriend. Stolas doesn't tell me anything. Unless it's about him, but in that case, he's just bragging about himself. 

"And then Satan... is dating an angel, right?" I finish. I think he is. I cannot remember anything. Literally. Fizzarolli shrugs. "I don't know. Asmodeus thinks he is but he's not 100 percent sure because he promised Satan that he wouldn't poke his nose around in Satan's relationships."

"Aw, how sweet," I teased. Fizzarolli rolled his eyes. Loona barged in. "Millie's here."

"Why is she here??" I ask, bumping my head. Millie pops her head in. "Were leaving you here because we need to discuss things without you."

I'm sorry. I think my brain just took a shit. "I'm the boss! You can't DISCUSS things WITHOUT me," I say, pointing to myself. Loona eyeballs me. "Since when?" She says and slams the door. I didn't chase her. I just stood there in disbelief. So did Fizzarolli but I'm positive it's for a different reason because his expression wasn't disbelief. It was disbelief and anger. 

𝑭𝒊𝒛𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒊'𝒔 𝑷𝑶𝑽

Why the fuck do I feel like they just left Blitzo here because they just want us to be together? WHY in the good name of Satan do women's brains WORK LIKE THAT!? Blitzo looks at me. "Maybe they didn't want me ruining something?"

"Ruin something my ass," I gawk in disbelief. "They left because they want us to be around each other. THOSE MOTHERFUCKS-"

"Chill," Blitzo says, rolling his eyes. Chill? CHILL!? HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO CHILL? I should chill though. He's right. Fizzarolli, chill the fuck out.

"Okay, okay, I will," I say. No I won't. My guts are telling me I'm going to fall in love with you Blitzo and then were gonna make out. I did NOT say that out loud though. That would've of ruined everything. Plus, my guts are saying Blitzo might get hurt. I ignore it. He's gonna fine. I hope. I need to stop panicking before I break my mind. 

"Okay..." Blitzo said, obviously not buying it. Fuck, am I sweating? Asmodeus pops his head in. "Why is this red imp still here?"

"I got betrayed. My daughter left me here," Blitzo said, not happy. I'm not happy too. I'm IN LOVE with him. It's that bad. You would know, if you were in my current position right now. I'm in love with two hot and sexy men and I can't decide which one is better. Asmodeus, the caring, oversized and very sexy prince of lust, or Blitzo, an average imp who thinks he's a god because he kills human and is very hot.