➥𝑰'𝒎 𝒔𝒂𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 》𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜 ✾

Chapter 6

𝑩𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒛𝒐'𝒔 𝑷𝑶𝑽

I sat there, in absolute shock. He meant it? He wants to start over? I couldn't help but blush. A lot. I rubbed my face. "Okay, then," I say, finally controlling my feelings. "Let's start... over."

Fizzarolli's face lit up. "You mean it?"

"Yeah, because you meant it," I said in a matter-of-factly tone. He snorted. "Yeah okay," He said and put his fist out.

"Fist bump?"

"Sure," I said, and put my fist out and fist bumped him. He grinned. Then the back door slammed open. We quickly put our fist down. Asmodeus popped his head out. "Alright, come back in."

"Okay, but are you two done?" Fizzarolli asked, frowning. Asmodeus nodded. "Yeah, Lu-Lu left. For now."

"Okay," I said, getting up with Fizzy. Weird.

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I wake up on the damn floor. What the fuck? Rude. Oh wait, that's right.

Asmodeus doesn't sleep with anyone but Fizzarolli. I'm not Fizzarolli. I'm BLITZO. The Blitzo that hasn't been picked up and taken home YET. I guess Loona is keeping me away because she wants to do what she wants to do without me bothering her not to. Does she really not like my parenting skills? I guess not. Also I was forced to sleep outside of the bedroom. 

"Morning?" Fizzy says, opening the door and tilting his head when he finds me laying on the floor. I give him a fake smile. "Oh, FYI your amazing boyfriend made me sleep on the damn floor."

"Asmodeus!" Fizzy says, turning around. Asmodeus shrugs. "He is not sleeping with us. That's for sure."

"Pretty sure that DIDN'T HAPPEN," I say, frowning. He ignores me. Fizzy helps me up. For the first time in forever, he actually helped me up. That almost made me turn pink. Luckily, I made sure that DID not happen. He cannot know I'm in love with him even when he has a boyfriend. 

𝑭𝒊𝒛𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒊'𝒔 𝑷𝑶𝑽

That is so awful. I cannot believe ASMODEUS made BLITZO sleep on the FLOOR. Outside OUR bedroom. I helped him up. Didn't blush. Which is a good thing. He cannot know I'm in love with him. 

"Let's go," Asmodeus says, grabbing some bags. I gawk at him. "Go where?"

"To the store," Asmodeus answers. My jaws drop. "Why?"

"So we can get more shit for this strip club," Asmodeus says in a matter-of-factly tone. Right. Wait, Blitzo has to come with us. 

"He's coming with us then."

"What?! No!" 

"He has to! We can't trust him to be here all by himself," I say, then look at Blitzo. "No offense."

"None taken?" Blitzo says, obviously offended. Oops. Maybe I should watch what I say. Blitzo gets up. "I'll BEHAVE, Asmodeus."

"I HIGHLY doubt that," Asmodeus says. Blitzo eyeballs him. I squint at him. He just groans and gives us the signal to get in the car. Much better. "Let's go. And actually behave."

"Why?"

"Why else? I honestly don't wanna listen to Asmodeus shout at us," I say. "And he shouts louder than Satan himself."

"That's noted," Blitzo says, opening the door for me. Aw, that was sweet. We load into the car and then Asmodeus drives.