➥𝑰'𝒎 𝒔𝒂𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 》𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜 ✾

Chapter 7

𝑩𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒛𝒐'𝒔 𝑷𝑶𝑽

The moment we entered Hellmart, I almost shrieked at the fact that there were so many demons. I usually kill crowds but that's not the case here. Fizzarolli eyeballed me. "Come on, Blitz, we gotta get this done with."

"Coming," I said, and ran up to catch up. Wait a minute. Did he call me Blitz? Weird...

We get a bunch of wine and beer while Asmodeus gets the important stuff. I start goofing off by pretending to accidently knock down stuff with my tail, making Fizzy laugh. Adorably, if I may.

"Blitzo," Fizzy says, laughing. "Stop it," he says and starts laughing harder. Then he freezes. "Oh shit, look," He says pointing in the distance somewhere. I look at where he's pointing and my jaws drop. 

Octavia was here WITH STOLAS. Holy shit. Holy SHIT. HOLY SHIT. "Uhm, uhm, uhmmmmmmmmm."

"Why are just going uhm??" Asmodeus says, scaring me and Fizzy as he loads the cart with the important stuff. I look back. Stolas and Octavia are still there. FUCK.

"THAT," Fizzy says, looking pissy as he points at Stolas AGAIN. Of course, that made Stolas look around and his eyes immediately lock on me the moment he sees me. WITH ASMODEUS AND FIZZY.

He storms over to us. Oh no. Blitzo, do something now, you dumbass. Hide behind Asmodeus. Pounce of Fizzy and scream. Pretend your not Blitzo and you just look like him. Run? I think I'll just do the third one. No wait. That won't work. I suck at acting.

"What in the world is happening?" Stolas gawks. Octavia walks away and pretends she's not even here. "WHY IS BLITZY WITH YOU?"

He just called me Blitzy. AND EVERYONE IS LOOKING. OH MY GOD.

𝑭𝒊𝒛𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒊'𝒔 𝑷𝑶𝑽

Thanks Stolas. FYI, you JUST MADE A SCENE, YOU STUPID BIRD.

I wish I could say that. But that would make an even bigger scene so I'll just keep my mouth shut. 

...

On second thought, nevermind. Stolas just called BLITZO FUCKING BLITZY.

"WHEN THE FUCK WAS HIS NAME BLITZY, HUH!?"  I shout. Asmodeus groans. Get over it, BABE. I'm RAMPAGING. Stolas glares at me. He doesn't say anything though. 

"That's what I thought,"  I say, and take Blitzo's hand. Asmodeus picks the cart up, LITERALLY and we all storm off. Blitzo flips Stolas off before we turn the corner. Then he frowns. "He didn't see that... aw man."

I snicker. Asmodeus starts laughing. "His face.. dude that was hilarous."

Blitzo starts laughing too. "Too real and funny."

We get home and I unload stuff. Blitzo helps by grabbing SMALL things and then just drops the bags in the middle of the floor. I drag them into the kitchen because what's the point in telling him he did it wrong? He would just put them in the wrong spot again.

"Hey, thanks for saving me," blitzo says, smiling and snickering. I put on a smug look. "You got it."

"Yeah. No kidding," Amsodeus comments and puts the last bag in the kitchen and sneezes. He's allergic to dust. Funny how dust rhymes with lust. Eh... anyways. 

"Why'd you get all this beer and wine?" Asmodeus frowns. I shrug. Blitzo just lights his lighter and smokes. Typical. Asmodeus eyeballs me. "We already have over 60 bottles of wine and beer."

"The more the merrier?" I try. He squints at me. I frown. Blitzo says something with a cigar in his mouth. 

"Thwe maore wine amd beer thwe bwettwr," He says and hacks. That makes more sense. Well, not the way he said it. He had a cigar in his mouth. A huge one. Blitzo throws the cigar away and sighs.

"Are you positive Stolas won't come here?"

Amsodeus gawks at him. "How LONG are you STAYING?"

"Who knows? Loona hasn't came to pick me up," He says frowning. I pat him on the shoulder. "He won't. He's the least favorite anyways so he knows better than to come around Asmodeus."

I think....