➥𝑰'𝒎 𝒔𝒂𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 》𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜 ✾

Chapter 5

𝑩𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒛𝒐'𝒔 𝑷𝑶𝑽

I don't get it. I really don't. How in the Hell am I gonna survive being around Fizzarolli for THIS long? Mainly, because who knows when I'm going to get picked up and taken home. It definitely won't be anytime soon, I'll tell you that.

"That's my third bottle of beer..." Fizzy says, about an hour later. When he says bottle, he means an actual full bottle. He's been to the bathroom fifteen times. It's weird. He slumps in the chair. "I think I'm drunk."

"I think you are," I say, rolling my eyes. Fizzy just flipped me off in response. Yep, he's definitely drunk. I got up off the cold ass floor. "Get up."

"Nooo... your not my mommmm," Fizzy sneered, and twirled around in the chair, laughing like some maniac. I stopped the chair and eyeballed him. He had a huge smile and beer was all over his cheeks. He tapped my cheek. "Your so stupid and cuteee..."

I blushed and pushed the chair away. Fizzy bursts out with laughter. I look away. Asshole.

𝙁𝙞𝙯𝙯𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙞'𝙨 𝙋𝙊𝙑

I'm so drunk. I think Blitzo likes it. I said he's stupid and cute and he looked away. He totally loved that. Hehe. Wait, on second thought. His face is redder than it should be. That's not OKAY. 

"Hey-" Asmodeus says, but then freezes when he sees me. Blitzo stops him before he could start insulting anyone. "He. Is. Drunk."

"Yes. I. Am," I say proudly, holding up my now third empty beer bottle. Asmodeus stares at me in disbelief. I give him a big smile. A really big smile.

I'm so drunk. As Asmodeus picked me and Blitzo up, I put my fingers together and made a heart. He blushed. They both did. Uh oh. They both like me. Eh. I'm too drunk to care. Blitzo takes his eyes off me and starts swearing and demanding Asmodeus to put him down. He obviously doesn't mind that I'm being carried on my manly man's shoulder.

Asmodeus finally puts us down and tells us to stay in here until he gets Lucifer to stop complaining about how Asmodeus doesn't agree with Charlie's spot as Queen. FYI, were in the kitchen. Yeah, Ozzie's has a KITCHEN. Blitzo sits in a corner. I just lay on the table. I kinda fell asleep and when I woke up Blitzo wasn't there and the Exit door was wide open. Also, I wasn't as drunk and it had been three hours later. Asmodeus and Lucifer are still arguing. 

Talk about pain in the ass life.

I walk over to Blitzo, who's outside and sitting by a nearby tree that had red and black leaves and a very old trunk. I looked at him but when he looked at me, something made me look away. I mean, why am I acting like I haven't hurt him? I looked back and he was still looking at me. 

"Hey, look I know what's happened in the past..." I started. Should I say this? Yes. I should. "But... maybe it's time we start over and forget about our past."

He looked at me. "Are you lying to me?" 

I shook my head. "I mean it."