Sweet home Barney Belmo (super straights rule!!! gay people need to die" 🍊

Part 2 The gay secxual deppression turned into hot gay lOvE🍆🍆💦💦😉😉🌲🌲💩💩🚽💚💚

Elmo walked slowly with his head hung low. He couldn't believe that the one he loved was off sticking his body part in another person. A GIRL! How could Barney cheat on him with a girl! That was the straightest thing that Elmo had ever witnessed! He was traumatized 😢If he listened carefully he could still hear Barney moaning and Dora talking in Spanish and the tree behind them creaking 😢😢🍆Poor Belmo was so traumatized that he had been quiet the whole walk. His eyes were forever scared from that liquidy moment💦🌲🐱💦😢 All of a sudden Elmo heard someone yell "GeT OfF MI SwAmP U DuM DoNKeY"😡😡😤😤😤 Elmo turned the corner to see a HOT DILF with slimy green skin yelling at a donkey. "If you don't get off mi swamp ill poop on yur head! " 💩💩🚽🚽🚽👨👨💚💚🌲🌲It was the most poetic thing Elmo had ever heard. Instantly Elmo fell to his knees as his heart grew bigger along with something else 😉A rainbow appeared in the sky and Elmo got off his knees and walked over to this hot vomit colored DADDY 💚💚"Who are you?" Donkey asked. Shrek looked over at Elmo and instantly felt his heart get bigger and just like Elmo something else too 😉😉😉And Shrek took his shirt off and poured donkey's poop on himself and walked over to Elmo. "AnD WhO Are yOU? ANd WhAT yoU Be DOIng iN mY swAMp YoU sHoUlD be in my...." 🍆🍆💦💦💦 "Oh I just heard some yelling so I came over daddy 🐱 Uhhhhhhhh I mean...." Elmo couldn't believe he had said that out loud. His cheeks were blushing but luckily it was not noticeable because of his fur. "Ummmm.... How come your not kicking him out of your swamp! He looks and sounds like a creep," Donkey said. "SHuT Up DoNKeY! HE's pAcKInG! AnYWAy WHaT iS YouR NaME SoN? 😉😉" Shrek asked Elmo. SWEEET HOOOME ALAAABAAAMMMAA "Ha ha.... My name is Elmo but you can call me whatever you want and do what ever you want to me 😉In case you were wondering I'm single and gay... My boyfriend just cheated on me so....." Elmo hinted. Eventually the conversation was starting to get a little too gay even for Donkey. "Alrightwas sure interesting listening to y'all talk in your creepy "secret" gay code but this is staring to become like a porn hub movie so I'm leaving"💦