Shrek and Elmo has just finished their lovely thump song and Elmo was now laying in bed watching RuPaul's drag race while Shrek was pushing out a poop baby on the toilet. "Sorry for getting you pregnant!" Elmo yelled to be heard over the farting sounds. "ITs FiNe" Shrek said. Ppppbbbbppppbbbb. There went another one. "Push! Push" Elmo yelled as he rushed into the bathroom to help Shrek deliver the baby. Shrek pushed as hard as he could and there was a big plop as the baby landed in the toilet water. Shrek fell off of the toilet and took a clean nap in his own feces as Elmo grabbed the baby out of the water and held it. "Awwwwwww he's beautiful!!!! I can't believe I get to be the father of two wonderful baby boys!!! Let's name him Shrelmo. A beautiful name for a beautiful piece of dudu" Elmo didn't care that the baby was just a roll of poop, he would cherish this child and care for it until the day he died. 😢😢😢😢😢 Elmo walked over to the couch and sat the baby down facing the tv so that the turd could be educated on the all mighty god RuPaul. Elmo thought he had heard someone screaming so he turned the tv volume down to get a closer listen. "Kill them fags!!!! Kill them fa-" Elmo heard. He couldn't believe it!!! Who would say such a thing!!! And when he listened closer he could hear his ex lover Barney's voice joined in the chanting. Elmo almost broke down in a fit of rage and tears!!! He had to get the message to RuPaul as soon as he could!! "GET THE FUCK OFF THE DUDU FLOOR SHREK!!!!!" Elmo yelled as he ran into the bathroom. "WhAT GOinG On?" Shrek asked one eye open one eye half closed with Dudu sticking out. "The straights are at it again Shrek!!!! They plan to get rid of the fags!!!" Elmo said. " WhAT's ThE MAttER? It WOLd SToP CANceR!!! SMoKinG Fags ARe A BAd HabIT. I UsEd To BE ADdicted to them!!!" Shrek proclaimed. "NOT
CIGARETS Shrek!!!" Elmo yelled in frustration. "000000000Hhhhhhhhh" Shrek said, "oh fuc-"🤦♀️
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Sweet home Barney Belmo (super straights rule!!! gay people need to die" 🍊
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