So you and taylor walked to lunch, quietyly planning on how to find the coochie man,the ultimate emo amoung other sus things. Anyways you say the leader of the vampires talking with the leader of the werewolves, harry and emily, respectfully.
"So how are we gonna go about this" you say to tailor.
tailor thought for an hour "Idk maybe if we ask the vampires and werewolves who they think the coochie man might be."
"oh worm ok cool" you said as you walked over to Harry the leader of the Werewolves, the most based group of all time . "Omg harry hii" you said
"omg idk who u r but hi~ (=ↀωↀ=)✧" Harrie said in french ( he isnt french ).
"so like....the fall formal.....who do u think the coochie man might be?"
"honestly idk ٩(ↀДↀ)۶" Henry responded, "since we are all so new here and stuff. But if i would have to guess it would be Matthew Thee Stallion, or Megan/Matt for short (ΦзΦ)" he nodded to herself .
"ok have fun bestie" you said cha cha sliding away.
"Omfg what did Harry say" Taylor asked all depressed like
"He thinks the megan might be the possible coochie man" you replied "we should ask Email what she thinks"
"ur right lol" you walked up to Email, who was the leader of the vampire group of all time. Emily looked at you and said " i am DARCLUA, WHO IS YOU? ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)"
"um hi im myself and i was wondering who u think the school's coochie man is?uwu?//??/"
"ong if u dont shut ur mcr uwu xd rawr y/n l/n ass up ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)" Email replied "anyways i think it might be megan also as well now SKEDADDLE"
"omg thank " i said skedaddling away "ok so megan might probably be the coochie man but his knees look weak as hell how is he gonna be the coochie man?" i siad
"yeah but his eyebrows are hot af" taylor said biting his lower lip, dice roll walking. "Um, anyways so now we gotta figure out who the ultimate emo is."
"yes." taylor said
YOU ARE READING
(REMAKE) Emoboy!!: Oc x Reader
HumorIn 2006 you started middle school at Slayter Academia and u meet the schools resident emo kid. Romance ensues On purpose trashfic <3
