Lmao anyways after you took an entire month break you finally tracked down and talked to Megan, who was the proposed coochie man. You found him in the back of a Zumiez looking at tims that were 3 sizes too small.
After you gothically smacked the shoes out of his hand with your telekenetic powers, you finally approached megan, jotaro dio style.
"Lmaooooooo whoooo are you" megan said uwu
"hey bestie" you replayed "we know ur the schools coochie man now tell us who the ultimate emo is".,
"ummmmmm bench NO ONE KNOWS who the ultimate emo is why would u think i would know??" megan responded.
Taylor suddenly appeared, because the author forgot he existed for a minute " we have ur twitter exchanges we know ur talking to them"
megan looked shocked, but then quickly recovered "how did u know about my emo bitch stan account, i have 83 of them and you found the ONE i was talking to the ultimate emo with?"
"yes we had a lot of time. while ubering here after skipping school we were stalking ur stan accounts, stealing 19 dollar fortnight cards, lisreining to MCR, finished One Piece, bought out amazon, fighting racists, ignoring my best friend Lemona J Citrus II probable death AND solving world hunger." taylor said while flipping his super alhpa bangs.
megan wasnt listening " yeah um anyways my bad yeah i know who the ultimate emo is you happy now?"
"im never happy you FOCKING baka" taylor said biting his lip piercings and blinking his dark light black eyes (britishly).
" yeah uhuh cool so do u want to know who the ultimate emo is?" megan said whilst doing hot girl shit.
"omg yes pls" we said at the same time.
"Lmao ok so they works at a hot topic are is very british lol. Their name is............................ Zeddfry J Applebottom Jeans!!!! Or zed for short lol"
We gasped. the person who worked at hot topic? was EMO???????
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(REMAKE) Emoboy!!: Oc x Reader
HumorIn 2006 you started middle school at Slayter Academia and u meet the schools resident emo kid. Romance ensues On purpose trashfic <3
