This is probably the worst written shit i have ever wrote😃
Content warning!! Cursing. Like a lot of cursing😃 i don't think anything that bad honestly?⭐Y/n
My brother. My older brother. He is a fucking idiot and i hate him so so much. He literally threw ME out of MY apartment that I bought with MY own money. He made me change my pants as well😢. So now im walking with c/n in my other hand, my skate board in my hand that doesn't have c/n and my backpack in my back. Oh wait where im walking? To our fathers place.
After 20 minutes i have finally arrived to my father's house. Okay y/n deep breaths everything will be fine. I knock on her door.
...
Is she not at home??????? Fucking hell. Nahh she is the lights are on. I keep banging the door and yelling "Puffyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! Open the doooooioir!!!! Your beloved favourite child is dyingggggggggggg!!!!!!" After i got attention of the whole neighborhood she opened the door finally."Gosh y/n the door was unlocked and i was in the shower" she complains. I don't get why she is so mad i didn't do anything wrong 🥰. "It's not my fault your oldest son decided to destroy my fucking wall and then foosh foosh said i would be on his way when i offered to help him fix it🙄" she sighs at my bullshit- i mean traumatic story. "Fine you can stay here but i have work in the morning so don't wake me up at night" "why would i never do that??🥰"
The day changed to night fastly. Puffy was already doing her night routine. I was just sitting in the kitchen eating cereals when a master idea popped in my head. I should call Dream. I unlocked my phone and face timed dream. He didn't answer. Ugh what an asshole i just wanted to piss him off but he doesn't even answer. Soon i got an message from him though.
Boss baby 🤺🤺
What did you want??
9.47pmHow do i work tomorrow when my
hero outfit is at home and foosh doesn't
let me go there?? :D
9.47pmText him to give it to you
9.48pmYou make me work after such an traumatic
day 😰💔
9.48pmYes
9.49pmMan he is such a dry texter. And asshole. I close my phone and finish my cereals. After that i feed my cat and do things i need to do before sleeping.
On the next morning i was already skate boarding back to my place at 4am. I hate morning shifts. But i think i just had an patrol around Kinoko with Callahan. Thank god it's not with any popular hero. Callahan is fine guy but sometimes communication can be hard because his superpower makes him not able to talk. I mean if you enjoy silence you would love to work with him but i love talking, so yeah.
I wake up from my thoughts and look up. FUCK IM GOING TO CRASH INTO THAT STREETLIGHT POLE!!!! I slammed onto the streetlight and fell to the ground.
Ouch.
My skateboard kept rolling away from me. I didn't have the energy to get up. I mean i haven't even had coffee this morning yet. I hear someone walking over to me. "Idiot" he snorted and dropped a pile of clothes on my face. I sat up and looked at foolish's back as he walked back to my apartment house. Looks like i got where i needed to. Now where do i change my clothes? The hero office building? No way.
I get up and start chasing my skate board that ran off. It stopped at someone's feet. Hmmm. Those shoes look similar. I look up at the person in front of me. ... Nevermind it's not him. I pick up my skateboard fastly and tell them im sorry.
I walk down the street trying to find a cafe or restaurant that is open and has a bathroom. No luck. I guess most places don't open at 4am. Maybe i could go change in someone's place? But who lives near here? Hmm fuck why i don't know many peoples. Hmm didn't Sapnap live somewhere near by? I fastly sent him a text asking if i could come. He answers positively so that's where i head now.
"Morning Sap" i greet the tired man as he opens the door. He hums tiredly, closes the door and goes back to sleep on his room. Rude. But i can't blame him, i would do that too myself. I make my way in his bathroom which is quite nice. But not nicer than mine, since there isn't minecraft shower curtains. I change into my hero outfit quickly and exit the bathroom. "Can i leave my normal clothes here? I don't have a backbag with me" i ask Sap standing on his rooms doorway. He gives me thumbs up and i held myself from laughing. I drop my clothes on his couch and steal an energy drink from the fridge before leaving. This has to work as my coffee today.
I waited for Callahan in the centre of Kinoko. We had decided to meet up there since we both live nearby. I doubt that nothing actually happens on our patrol since it is 5am after all. The city was completely empty so i just skateboarded in circles to kill boredom.
Finally the man himself shows up. We drive around Kinoko in his car. And just well wait for something to happen? It kinda sucks that im not allowed to drive cars. It would be so much fun to go on patrols alone by car. It's very quiet since Callahan is mute and can't even use sign language while driving. Ugh. I guess I'll just keep looking outside the window just in case.
After few hours we returned to the hero office building or whatever it is officially called. I wish Callahan good luck, he has lot of work to do today and go to my office to do boring work things.
/Author:
Okay here is what i think y/n's hero outfit looks like (you can ofc use different outfit or change it however you like):
(The hoodie without the grey sleeves)
Idk what shoes would be good for hero things 🥲
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