Dadbook profile: Damien "Goth Dad" Bloodmarch
Likes:
The Victorian Era (c. 1837 - 1901)Hanging out in graveyardsTaxidermy
Dislikes:
When people call his cloak a cape Edwardian Era (c. 1901 - 1910)Garlic bread
How do you do? I've decided to join this "Information Superhighway." I'm not entirely sure how this works, but I will try my best to understand. I love long strolls through graveyards and spending time with my son. If you would ever like to chat about the latest in Victorian fashion, the inevitability of our demise, or black cats, please send me a letter!
On a Friday Night, you are most likely to...
Listen to true crime podcasts while I taxidermy my newest specimens
What would it be if you had one thing to take with you onto a desert island?
a coffin
What are your turn-ons?
pronouncing "bosom" correctly
What did you want to be when you grew up?
a bat
What's your favorite movie genre?
foreign arthouse horror
What's your ideal date?
It's night. We are at an industrial darkwave club in Berlin. The music drums to the beat of our hearts.
What do you never leave home without?
an upside-down cross
I spend a lot of time thinking about the following:
mortality salience
First DateStudyButterflies - LikeWindow - LikeBooks - LikeTea- IcebreakerYour home is really impressive! - Lovemore there a lot of Goths in Maple Bay? - neutral like your cape - Like (Although he dislikes it when people call his cloak a cape, so don't)Tea- HobbiesI like watching soap-making videos on the Internet - NeutralLove me some word jumbles - LikeI learned to juggle once - DislikeGarden- Orange LilyMy Loins Are Ablaze - NeutralThou Art The Tightest - LoveThree Cheers For Sweet Revenge - LikeGarden- Favorite FlowerSnapdragons - LikeHoneysuckle - LikeSunflowers - NeutralOutside- LucienHe's probably just going through a phase - like really admire how you handled that - LoveDoes this kind of thing happen a lot? - NeutralSecond DateLetter Writing
(All letter-writing options are based on 's reactions, as opposed to Damien's)
Opening
I do hope that this letter finds you in good health - LoveHey - DislikeGood morrow to you on this fine eve - Like
Letter Writing- Primary Body
Hey, remember when your son tried to Cask off Amontillado that kid? - NeutralHad you been good? - neutral must confess my amateur control of the written word. - Neutral (Seems like the best option)
Letter Writing- Secondary Body
You find me in good spirits, for I felt very much the same after our last encounter. - as I did very much enjoy the adventure we found ourselves on the last we met. - NeutralThat Ernest shit was pretty messed up. - Dislike
Letter Writing- Tertiary Body
While a strange turn of events, I found myself enamored of the situation at hand. - LikeLike Brueghel's Landscape with the Fall of Icarus, I find myself lost in your details. - LoveLemme, um, get at that. - Neutral
Letter Writing- Invitation
Lemme take you out. I got two tickets to the movies. - neutral would very much enjoy your company... accompanying me to the cinema. - like it would bring me great pleasure to escort you to the cinema. - Love
Letter Writing- Closing
Best wishes - Neutral (seems to be best)Hard Daps - NeutralNamaste - NeutralWe'll carry on - NeutralMovie- StartIs everything okay? - LikeVampires, huh? - the neutral movie hasn't even started yet. - DislikeMovie- ComfortingTell a Dad joke - LikePoint out plot hole - NeutralAsk what's happening - DislikeCompliment ResponseThanks - LikeCool - LikeOkay - NeutralHandkerchiefI will use this to dry my tears for those I've lost - LoveI can't wait to sneeze on this - NeutralI'm gonna wave this at passing ships - LikeThird DateMary's map: Where should we head first?Cul-de-sac - first and five coffee Spoons - SecondSoftball Field - ThirdBayside - FourAquarium - Nothing.Cul-de-sac (First): What do you think our odds are? That'll be easy - NeutralGotta stay positive - NeutralAbandon all hope, ye who enter here - LoveBayside: Lighten the mood. What kind of dog does a vampire have? - DislikeKnock knock! - like how many Goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - LoveCul-de-sac (Five): DuchessHand her a dog treat - Doesn't workTry the softball - Doesn't work her the Banana Bread - LoveWhat are you nerds doing? Don't tell your Dad about this - Neutral goods were definitely not trespassing - DislikeWhat flavor pizza rolls are those? - Neutral memory I kiss you? Of course - NeutralDoes a bat has wings? - LikeThou art welcome - LoveDate Responses
"I'm sensing a romance between us...a chemical romance. ...What, th...that's a band?"
"Wow! My stars, this...never in a million moons have I had a date such as exquisite as this one!"
"Are you familiar with the works of Corey Feldman? He simply slayed in The Lost Boys."
"My dear friend, you've simply taken the egg on this one! ...Um, t-taken the egg is an uh...it's a--*clears throat*--it's a-it's a Victorian phrase, it technically means winning so, uh, you've...u-ultimately you've--you've won."
"Have you considered taking part in the...Goth lifestyle?"
"Death is no respecter of age. It can come at any time...and any place."
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TriviaDamien needs to wear glasses, although he wears colored contacts while not working or volunteering. His eyes are naturally brown. Damien is afraid of horror movies and prefers romantic comedies. Based on his liked DadBook options, he seems to dislike stereotypical dads. He is a vegetarian. He loves dogs. He vastly prefers letter-writing to the internet. He seems to know much more about technology than he lets on, as evidenced by the fact that he gives you advice on how best to destroy a computer during the Art Walk side quest. This might have something to do with his work in IT. He likes oil paintings and practices oil painting in his spare time. He has at least one work of erotic Naruto slash fanfiction (bound like a proper antique book) on his shelf. He does not listen to My Chemical Romance, although he does like marching bands. He appreciates the aesthetic and culture of the Victorian era, but he keeps his home fully modernized in terms of heating, plumbing, electricity, and more. Damien is transgender, as evidenced by a line during the first date's dialogue about chest binders. Damien has a collection of pearl-handled antique knives. Damien's cell phone ringtone plays the Alfred Hitchcock Presents theme song. One of the lines available in the Garden - Orange Lily section is "Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge", a shout-out to My Chemical Romance and their album of the same name.GalleryArtist: Bev JohnsonMinigames
When our avatar is left alone in Damien's garden, he'll lean against a gargoyle and it will break. The player has 1 min to fix it!
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