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Allergies

A/N: I'm so sorry for being gone school got me

Mina: hey have you guys heard from Sataro-san?

Iida: no? I thought one of you had?

Midoriya: nope

Uraraka: no?

Todoroki: @Sataro-san you ok?

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Sataro-san: I'm fucking dying

Iida:Huh?! What happened are you safe?

Sataro-san: there's to much tree sperm going around.

Iida: oh thank God it's just allergies, I would offer you allergies meds but I don't know where you are

Sataro-san: I'm getting skull fucked by a trenis, I'll pm my address if you bring something to help please I'm begging you.

Midoriya: what why does he get you're address

Bakugou: deku sound like a creep stop

Deku: >:(

Sataro-san: iida you are my hero

Iida: I'm glad I could help do want me to make tea?

Sato: if you're at their houes why are you texting?

Sataro-san: 1 yes please iida 2 because he's in a diffrent room

Sato: ooohhh do want to also come over and bring pastries?

Sataro-san: no its fine thank you though

Sato: course

Midoriya: :(

Todoroki: can I come over?

Sataro-san: I'd rather you not, i gtg I have tea to drink :)

Midoriya: bye

Todoroki: bye

Bakugou: go

Sato: Asta la Vista

Mina: bye bye