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Sataro-San: yk idk abt yall, but I can handle myself just fine

Iida: pardon my language, but that is complete bullshịt

Bakugou: SINCE FYCKIN WHEN???

Sero: Last I checked, it's late may, not early April, dude

Denki: Are you sure about that???

Aoyama: All printer, no fact.

Midorya: Last I checked, only 1 of us have gotten kidnapped, not counting you Sataro-San

Jiro: Haven't you literally tried to bite water?

Sataro-San: ⬇️↪️🚌

Denki: What type of hypogliphics

Bakugou: hieroglyphics*

Iida: Hieroglyphics*

Sataro-San: Imagine not knowing how to spell heiroglyphixs

heiroglyphics*

Heiroglyphics*

Bakugou: IMAGINE

Sataro-San: I've had 2 hours of sleep sthu before I call your dad

Bakugou: TF DOES MY DAD HAVE TO DO WITH THIS ?!?!?!??

Sataro-San: yk he kinda 😳🤭😙😌😏🥰🥵

Denki: YOU DID NOT!

Mina: OMG, NO?!

Sero: NOT HIS DAD!!

Kirishima: 💀 WOOOOOOW OK

Jiro: Stacy's mom, the parody

Todoroki: I just saw him storm out of the dorms. Dw Sataro-San, I made sure to put low, sexyback, and daddy issues on your funeral playlist

Sataro-San: You. Understand. Me. 😌

Todoroki: Not really because apparently you like Bakugous dad.

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A harsh knock on the door gets Sataro-Sans attention, but as his mother apparently opened the door and light talking could be heard, he went back to texting.

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Sataro-San: rudefhcsyjfeujbdrohsglydhyjvfev bisckurfu87re56gseim

Kirishima: they've been bakugotten

Mina: damn 😞

Sero: rip Sataro-San

Denki: may our prayers be with him 😞🙏

Midorya: I would've warned him, but 🤷‍♂️

Tokoyami: he asked for it really

Shoji: smh

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"SATARO!"

"WAIT WAIT, IT WAS A JOKE PLEASE MERCY I BEG!"

"THEN BEG WELL, YOU SUFFER!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHGGG OW YOU DỊCK HEAD!? THAT HURTS!"

"ITS YOUR FAULT!"

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