An hour later, the police deem the building as safe, and we all go inside. While everyone else is heading to class, I run to the nurse's office. I burst into tears and flopped onto the bed.
"Excuse me, do you have a pass?" Ms. Coochie asks me.
"No-o" I sniffle
"Is it an emergency"
"Y-Es" I wail.
I couldn't control my emotions at this point.
"Ok it seems you shit yourself so I will call home and-"
"NOo it's not that" I cry, "I ruined my chances with my crush"
"Girl I don't give a fu-"
"I...I told him my middle name"
"Ok I'll give you ice for your rectum. Go back to class. Come back in 30 minutes if you need more."
"Will you tell anyone?" I ask while shivering.
"Naw it's ok girl. I'm a felon too. Don't worry about Mr. Salmonella..."
"NOo! Not that. About my crush..."
"If I say yes will you leave"
"Thanks Ms. Coochie you're the best!" I cheer.
The door of the infirmary creaks open.
"Principal Testicle is that you?" Ms. Coochie calls out, "Sorry I can't fuck right not, after this hoe leaves-"
"Uh no sorry it's Alex" he cuts off.
Alex?! Alex Brown?! Came to visit me?!
"Ms. Coochie, do you mind if I have a minute with Connie?"
Ms. Coochie leaves the room mumbling to herself. I look down from embarrassment. I can't believe Alex knows my middle name!
"I know you must feel really embarrassed for me" I say quietly.
"I mean yeah, but don't worry, it happens to the best of us...I guess" Alex answers.
"I mean yeah! I told you my middle name" I say looking up.
"Oh I thought you meant about shitting yourself" Alex says.
I notice the extra pair of pants Alex has in his hands.
"Oh yeah, Kate asked me to give these to you-"
"OMG Alex you shouldn't have" I cried, "Thank you for thinking about me and giving me your pants. That's so nice of you!"
"Uh you're welcome" Alex smiles and leaves.
Alex is so cute. He is acting so shy! I looked down at the pair of pants in my hands and I can't help but smile.
Oh Alex.
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My Heart (Satire Story)
HumorWARNING: This story is satire... Connie West is an 18 year old girl that goes to high school just like most kids, except she's different. She never thought she fit in or ever had a chance until she gets in a love triangle with the two hottest guys a...
