A/N So I watched somebody's youtube video and they asked for a fanfic...
Credits to the cover goes to me.
Just to warn y'all, this is pure crack and is not serious. Also, I'm not proofreading this or anything, so the god-awful spelling and grammar is accidental.
Just to warn everybody: You may or may not cry.
This fic took so much out of me and has touched my heart so deeply.
I know it's really short, but it's heartwarmingly sad and you most definitely cry such big tears you could fill a whole ass fountain with them.
Now, I present to you:
"Caleb Joshep Fanfic"
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"I love cats" Caleb threw his weave into the wind and let his scrunchie turn into a magic dog.
His hands speedily reached into his pockets, biting angrily into his orange peels.
His favorite food was orange.
But the peels were the best part.
MMMMMMMMMM, orange peels sure tasted good.
That's why he ate them so often.
Caleb gasped awfully aware of his missing English assignment and screeched.
He also likes screeching.
He peeled two pieces of bark off of a tree, ran into a squid, stole some ink and started writing down his essay for poetry.
His favorite poem was "Dave" by the best person alive.
It went like this:
Roses are Red
My name is Dave.
This Poem makes no sense.
You are
A
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It was such a wonderful poem.
Suddenly Draco Malfoy ran up to Caleb and grabbed him by his hand, leading him towards the holy alarm clock which was high and mighty in all its glory.
It made a horrific sound when turned on.
And Draco Malfoy turned it on (Wait no- not like that).
He slowly turned around the Clock started beeping so loud he was probably louder than TommyInnit, who stood on the alarm clock with many, many moths flying around him like an eagle without flamingo wings and a skirt.
"NOOOOOOOO" Caleb screamed, but it was too late.
Everything already went neon orange.
It had turned out that Draco Malfoy and TommyInnit had been working together on a plan to make sure Caleb never turned in his missing English assignment.
TommyInnit noticed his big mistake, but had already pressed the cursed button of apple cores.
The wind of the Crow Fathers wings flapping around made Tommy fall back, Caleb yelled Tommy's name.
Tommy tried running towards Caleb with a fresh basket of orange peels.
He then fell.
Down.
Into the big alarm clock.
But just as Draco Malfoy was about to give his victory speech.
Big man Innit grabbed his ankle and ripped him down into the alarm clock with him.
Caleb was sobbing and his shirt was pooled with tears and blood.
"Tommy..." his whispered, remembering that he still had one more minute to finish his English Assignment.
Gasping in pain and hardship, Caleb grabbed his piece of bark and finished his last sentence.
Reaching for his phone he snipped a picture of his paper.
Yet as he was about to click submit.
He muttered his final words, while big, wet tears streamed down his cheeks, making him look like one of those rotten apples you would find in the cursed ally of Walmart.
"For Tommy"
And so, with hands shaking from fear, and eyes stinging,
he pressed the submit button.
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Caleb Joseph Fanfic
Short StoryI watched this random guys YT video, and he asked for a fanfic. So Imma give him one- Pure Crack
