"Aw shoot- I forgot my five thousand books."
Yeah Licorice thought it would take forever for him to find friends (it will, let's be honest) so he wanted to bring (some?) books on...THE DARK ARTS! For those small breaks and stuff. I think it'll take a while to read all that.
So, he ran all the way back to Beast-Yeast, and grabbed the books, no problem. How? He has no muscles. Maybe he used magic or something? Then he ran back, pretty quickly too! I think he can teleport. Just a dumb thought, he probably can't.
And then, dumb thing Licorice said..."Oh shoot-"
Pomegranate was ready to kill Licorice. So in defense, Licorice grabbed a malicious weapon. This weapon was EVIL! And stuff....so he won. He didn't, actually, he lost, why are they even fighting? So random.
"WE FORGOT SOMEONE!"
Poison Mushroom was right there. Silly Licorice, you didn't leave them like you left them at the grocery store last week. Remember Mont Blanc's? He lost them there the week before that, and the week before that, so on..."
"Idiot" Pomegranate said
"NO WE FORGOT ONION COOKIE YOU KNOW IF WE DON'T WATCH HER, BLUEBERRY WILL KILL ME!"
Pomegranate wanted him dead. But, for story purposes, she agreed and went to get Onion from the mansion. Licorice was dumb and stuff, he didn't like children and he volunteered to babysit Onion. What an idiot.
Pomegranate set Onion down, and Onion saw Licorice's scythe and was scared, and cried loudly and because of logic, Licorice cried, Pomegranate laughed at him, then cried, Poison Mushroom was worried and comforted everyone like a good friend! But they cried. Onion stopped crying.
"Wawawaatarewedoing"
Nobody understood her cause she forgot to put spaces between her words, don't do a Mango cookie, kids always put spaces between your letters unless you're trying to get a FEELING!
"To find...friends...!!!!!"
So they looked at a map, it said where all the legendary cookies were, in the past, Dark Enchantress cookie wanted to destroy all the other legendaries (except Black Pearl, she's cool and all) but Licorice couldn't find this map and the mission was called off. He's dumb. Like reaaaaaally dumb.
And they went off to find the water spirit girl, because she could be a friend, maybe.
And then Onion cried
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Poison Mushroom's official super cool ADVENTURE! (Crack)
AventuraThis is old. I wrote this a year or two ago. I had no idea what I was doing. Oh. Not a random crack fiction. And it features Poison Mushroom Cookie. This is official, Devsisters confirmed. Spelling, grammar, plot, and basically everything here suck...
