Funny Valentine X Dream

The presedential election

The outburst

"THAT FUCKING BITCH!" Shouted soon to be former president Funny Valentine "HE KNEW I WAS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AND HE DECIDED TO RUN TOO!"

He picked up the glass of  lemon water with ice (specifically glacier ice from the glaciers with the most luscious lemons. no this is not lemonade) and threw it on the ground in anger making pieces go everywhere. In his rage he picked up the small framed picture of him and his former friend...Dream. Setting the picture frame down he wondered why he and Dream hated each other despite being once so close. But it was obvious why they hated each other! One was gonna take another's job and make them jobless.

"Just you wait dream...I'll make sure you lose not only the election...but everything....!"

As Funny Valentine hears the door open he sees that it is his wife,Scarlet Valentine. "Um...I came to check on you cause I heard a lot of glass shatter. Is everything o-"

However before she was able to finish her sentence she was interrupted
"Yes everything is fine! Now go this has nothing concerning you."

As she left the room she thought why the fuck did i marry this dude?

The dream campaign

"Gigity gigity!"dream giggled as he hung up a new poster. However this poster was different. On the front it showed dream in his iconic suit in his iconic face angle with the text saying "a better president with better looks provides a better tomorrow" He felt quite proud of this because he put this poster right outside the White House where Funny Valentine lived, for now.

As he plans to walk away an unpinned poster flys towards him.He snatches it and looks on the back. A grin fills his face. On the back it is much more different...it says "Funny Valentine is a stinky doo doo head!" His joy was met with such an end when he sees someone walking up to him. Its Blackmore. Ugh not this guy! Dream thought to himself. Walking sassily and chewing bubblegum,Blackmore flipped his ponytail and leaned against the pole

"Oh so you think your the shit huh???" He blew a bubble with his bubblegum "Well, i do hope you know that you are gonna LOSE in the election! You stand no chance to Funny Valentine!"

Dream went up to Blackmore and pinned him to the wall "hush kitten...." Looking more and more like a werwolf with each second "Don't make alpha angry..."

With this, dream left. Blackmore still in shock from what happened blushed as he thought to himself he's so hot! B-But I'm already in a relationship with someone...!

End of chapter