Funny Valentine X Dream

Thanksgiving Time

Thanksgiving is coming up so that indicates...food!
And of course, THE President of the United States will regulate an extravagant thanksgiving banquet. Unless it's wrecked by ultimately another shenanigan.

There needs to be a turkey! It's Thanksgiving of course! And so Dream and Funny Valentine set out to Walmart, for a turkey.

"Let's see...mashed potatoes, yams, cranberries, yadda yadda yadda...turkey!" Spoke out Dream as his eyes scrolled down the inventory of the Thanksgiving shopping list.

It stood only a few weeks before Thanksgiving however it's better to be safe than sorry. It always gets disorderly around this time.

At this identical moment, Funny Valentine arranged to also go to the local Walmart for Thanksgiving shopping.

They unknowingly roamed to the exact aisle where the turkey was. The massive, juicy, plump, fatty, mouthwatering turkey was there loitering. However, there was only one turkey.

As Dream comes down the aisle his cart accidentally bumps into Funny Valentine "Oh sorry, it's just that you're so indistinct that it's practically inconceivable to not bump into you! Haha!" Dream declared snarkily while picking up the turkey passive-aggressively.

Funny Valentine's eye twitched as he witnessed Dream pick up the turkey. "Give me that!" he muttered under his breath and confiscated the turkey "A turkey shouldn't be offered to an individual as ridiculous, insignificant, absurd, and bitchy as YOU!!" Funny Valentine cried out at Dream. They were so compact to each other now nose to nose.

"YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING SAY THAT SHIT ABOUT ME HUH??? HUH?!?!?" Dream shrieked at him. Although remarkably enraged he felt butterflies, and they both did. They were both beginning to catch sentiments for each however they both disregarded it as being some ridiculous nostalgic emotion. They could never be companions or substantial partners.

"FUCK YEAH I'M GONNA SAY THAT" hearing this unmistakable incivility on his name Dream snatched the turkey. And so the two proceeded to go back and forth grasping the turkey from each other's hands.

Funny Valentine then finally took hold of the turkey and pushed Dream down.

"OW!" Dream yelped. Dream did not let this slide so while Funny Valentine was walking away with the turkey he stepped on the back of his shoes resulting in Funny Valentine tripping and landing on the floor face first.

The turkey then glided across the store. In the distance, we can see a familiar figure. But who is it?
Does it seem to be Bowie? It is! With...Diavolo? They must be sneaky linking. But, as they stand nearly to kiss the turkey strikes Diavolo and annihilates him! "Not again!" Bowie cried out catching sight of her lover perishing directly in front of her.

As Dream and Funny Valentine squabbled and quarreled Dream tugged on Funny Valentines' hair resulting in him screeching so piercing that some glass shattered and items fell off shelves. "YOU HOE!!"

Everyone in the fucking store heard. It was as vociferous as an Arianna Grande high note. The security guard came to drop in on an abominable presence. Shelves ripped down, items spilled, a torn-up turkey, a deceased man, a distraught Bowie, and the most horrendous of all THE PRESIDENT AND SOMEONE RUNNING FOR OFFICE BATTERED!

The muscular, oily, beefy, sweaty security guard peeked at them took yield of them, and hurled them out of the store "You totaled a satisfactory turkey, ravaged the store, and assumably slaughtered a guy! To think you did that because you have authority and power!"

They weren't denied entrance or anything but likely shouldn't be going there again. Regardless, they still required their supplies for Thanksgiving! Whatever shall they do!

They looked at each other scoffed and took off. But they both felt this sentiment, the one they had overlooked as some stupid nostalgic sensation. They both figured out what they wished for. They dreamed of being companions again. Unfortunately, both were intimidated by refusal from the other.

Note: I WILL BE WRITING A SPECIAL CHAPTER TODAY AS WELL SO BE READY FOR THAT JSJSJSJ ANDDDD TY FOR THE SUPPORT IT MEANS A LOT! AND UNFORTUNATELY OR MAYBE FORTUNATELY LMAO FV X DREAM WILL BE GETTING A REVAMP CUZ I DONT RLLY LIKE HOW ITS WRITTEN. BYE!