KonoSuba: The Adventures of Z In This Wonderful World!

Meet The Masochist Crusader! A Lustful Resolve!

Darkness: My name is Darkness. My calling is that of a crusader. Would you please... Would you please let me join your p-p-party?

Zoren: What the hell is with this woman? And why is she blushing hard?

Kazuma: Um...

She started holding Zoren's arm and got closer to his face.

Zoren: O-Oi..

Darkness: Those two slimy ladies earlier were allies of yours, right? What in the world did that to you all?

Zoren: O-Oh, uh, they were swallowed by Giant Toads, and the mucus-

Darkness: What?! It's worse than I imagined...

Zoren: She wouldn't happened to be thinking of something else, would she?

Kazuma: What's with this woman knight? And why is she so close to Zoren and holding his arm?

Darkness: No wait! As a knight, I cannot overlook such horrors befalling two girls of such a tender age!

Zoren: Okay, nevermind her gorgeous looks, she is starting to creep me out...

Kazuma: Her eyes are scaring me... She's setting off my danger radar. I feel bad for Zoren when even he is at the same page as I am. It's telling me something's up with her, just like Aqua and Megumin.

Zoren: I'm beginning to feel something is off about her.

Kazuma: No, I'd advise against it. It's hard to say how useful one of our members is, another can only use her magic once per day, and I'm the lowest job class. Our party's total trash, so I'd recommend you look else whe-

Zoren: Ow, ow, ow! My arm! H-Hey!

She starts to squeeze Zoren's arm from the response of Kazuma.

Darkness: That's even better!

She then immediately lets go of Zoren's arm as he blew his arm in pain from the tight grip of this woman.

Zoren: What the hell was that grip of hers?! It's just like when I was carrying Megumin earlier!

Darkness: The truth is, this was a bit difficult for me to say, but while I have confidence in my strength and stamina, I am clumsy... So, um... None of my attacks ever hit their mark.

Zoren: I knew something was up with her! But I'm sure that with a little bit of training, she could be another useful asset to our party.

Kazuma: Looks like my sensor was spot-on.

Darkness: As such..

She then proceeded to get even more closer to Zoren's face which made him flustered

Darkness: I'll charge to the front line, so please use me as a shield!

Zoren: Her face is way too close! Too close for comfort! I have never met a woman in my life who would invade my personal space like this!

Kazuma: Wh-What is feeling?! I'm not even the one who is in that sitation and yet the negative effects of my long life as a shut-in are kicking in now?! No, that isn't it! This is just too stimulating for adolescent virgins like me and Zoren! Stay calm... Don't be seduced by her womanly charms Zoren.

Zoren: I-I'm sorry but, I could never use a woman as a shield. If anything, I'd prefer to be the one charging to the front line.

Darkness: It would be my pleasure!

Zoren: Huh?

Kazuma objects saying...

Kazuma: Well, we get eaten by monsters in every battle.