The Final Bout! A Miraculous Conclusion To This Chaotic Town!

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Author-sama: Before proceeding to this chapter, a short special skit!

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Somewhere...

Nappa: Vegeta! VEGETA!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?! TELL ME WHAT THE SCOUTER SAYS ABOUT THE READER COUNT!!

Vegeta: IT'S OVER 9000!! [breaks scouter]

Nappa: WHAT?!?! 9000?! You've gotta be kidding me! There's no way that can be right!

Author-sama: Don't be so sure. I'll have you know that I was trained in the art of amateur writing!

Vegeta: Huh? Amateur writing?

Suddenly, Nappa starts rushing towards him.

Nappa: Writing-whatever! I'm still gonna crush you! I don't care what you've learned! RAAAGH!!

Nappa lunges himself towards him until suddenly, Zoren teleports behind Nappa and brutally kicks him to the nape, knocking him down instantly.

Author-sama: [gasps] Y-You are...

Zoren: Yo, Author-sama! [thumbs up and smiles]

Author-sama: Zoren?! What are you doing here?! You're supposed to be in my own fanfiction! How did you become sentient?!

Zoren: Uh, because you wrote me that way? You gave me life, you gave me emotions, you gave me senses, and so much more. You were the one that brought me to life! Did you hit your head or something?

Author: [sighs] Anyways, can't you see I'm trying to celebrate my 9k reads milestone on Wattpad?!

Zoren: What?! Over 9000 reads?! The numbers have already reached that high?! That's insane!

Author-sama: I know right?! And we are only a few hundreds away from reaching the 10k read milestone!

Zoren: Really?! That's awesome!

Author-sama: Well, what are you waiting for?! Go back or I'll write you off my fanfiction!

Zoren: Oh, right! Sorry!

He uses Instant Transmission to disappear completely.

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Author-sama: IT'S OVER 9000!! Thank you all so much for 9k reads!! A few hundred more to go 10k!! Until then... Enjoy this chapter!

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Aqua and Zoren being the first ones to arrive confronts Hans who kept on poisoning the lake.

Aqua: Hey, you! [points at Hans] Your element is poison? No one's into that! It's too gloomy! You probably just joined the Devil King's army because nobody liked you! Now, repent!

Hans: What?

Zoren: Surrender now, Hans! We won't let you contaminate the lake any further!

Hans: Tch. You again... You purple-haired scum...

Kazuma: Aqua!

Finally, Kazuma, Gyro, Chousuke, aand the rest of the team have arrived.

Aqua: Kazuma!

Chousuke: Tch. I can't believe I let you two beat me in a race.

Zoren: Only because you got lost and didn't know where to go!

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