Chaos w UpperKizukis

911 calls

I don't believe in zodiac signs but this is just for fun🙂
modern AU
Possibly my other Au
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Akaza: 911 what's your emergency?

Douma: Yeah there's someone in my house..

Akaza: ok Douma, I need description

Douma: It's a woman

Akaza: 😏..Do you like her?😏

Douma: L.O.L MAYBE😜

Akaza: Omg I wonder what her zodiac sign is😧💅

Douma: oh she's forsure a scorpio😩

Akaza: Purrr..Go talk to her😆💅

Douma: idk..I'm kinda nervous😥

Akaza: okokokok...I wonder why she's breaking into your house🤔

Douma: ikr? Like if you're broke just say that😫💅

Akaza: Period💅✨

Douma: Omg she's walking towards me I'm freaking out😫

Akaza: don't worry gurl you got this don't freak out!😆💅✨

Douma: hey cutie-

*gun shot*

Douma: AWH FUCK!

Douma: she shot me in my 🥜sack😭

Akaza: Omg😯 That's giving gemini😩

Douma: I know right? That's what I was thinking😫

Akaza: right?😆

*gun shot*

Douma: UGH FU-