don't eat anything fatty

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Hand demon: alright uh...how was my health evaluation doctor?

Doctor: Don't eat anything fatty

Hand demon: you mean like..burgers, fries and pizza?

Doctor: No...just don't eat anything fatty

Hand demon: yea wdym by fatty? like...bacon? or whatever-

Doctor: NO! YOU FUCKING FATASS JUST DON'T EAT ANYTHING!

Doctor: JUST LOOK AT YOU! WE TOOK YOUR MEDICAL PROFILE PIC LAST WEEK

Doctor: AND IT'S STILL PRINTING!

Hand demon: wha-

Doctor: WE WENT THROUGH INK CARTRIDGE SOOOOOOO EXPENSIVE

Doctor: DON'T EAT ANYTHING YOU FUCKING FATTY!

Hand demon: *aesthetically cries*

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