Chaos w UpperKizukis

Animal sounds

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i just did these two cuz...idk who else...

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Urogi: Yo I was just flying around and I saw a cat crying bruh 😭

Urogi: It was the saddest thing Ive ever seen 😔

Douma: Yo what?? I didn't even know cats could cry, Yo what'd it sound like??

Urogi: it was sitting in the corner of an alleyway and it was all like "woof woof woof woof"

Urogi: saddest thing bruh 💔😔

Douma: Bruh das not a cat :/

Urogi: wdym it's not a cat? I saw it with my own eyes!

Douma: "woof woof"?? My guy that's not a cat...where did you get your education from?

Urogi: ...Never got any-

Douma: that figures.

Urogi: Idk man, Im pretty sure it was a cat 🤔

Douma: You be fr dawg like woof woof? like- Cmon bro...like that's a kangaroo 😐

Urogi: No, how stupid are you?? Kangaroos don't sound like that. 😐

Urogi: It be going tweet tweet tweet tweet

Douma: Idk what type of ball sack you're smoking rn but tweet tweet??

Douma: ... that's a walrus 🤦

Urogi: This is how ik you've never seen a walrus before...

Urogi: bc if you HAD...you'd know that they go oink oink!

Douma: Oh my gosh...you never cease to disappoint me...oink oink??

Douma: Even a kindergartener knows...that that's a monkey 🤦

Urogi: What kind of monkeys are you watching!?

Urogi: Everyone and their mom knows monkeys sounds like this..

Urogi: "i want a hellcat!"

Douma: Alr bruv believe what you wanna believe but atleast ik that my pet lion sounds like what a LION supposed to sound like.

Urogi: You have a lion???!?!

Douma: Yes Helen Keller, that's what I just said 🤦

Urogi: alr bro, what is your "Lion" sounds like :/

Douma: Well fyi, smart guy it sounds like this... "I didn't consent to this!! Can I please go home!!"

Douma: Heh! Educate yourself 🙄

Urogi: 😦...

Urogi: Das not a lion bro...

Douma: How are YOU gonna tell me that my lion is not a lion?? 🤨...tch....

Douma: ....

Douma: ...I mean it does look a little bit like a 15 year old girl but I think that's just the breed-.....Oh-

Urogi: OMGSH....you have a squirrel!!

Douma: oh snap!...Im going to jail..

Urogi: Nah bro...for a squirrel??..You going to prison 😔