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Orange and jobs do not mix (Mikey x reader)

I find it pretty hard to write something about this bundle of joy. I hope you like it anyway, have fun.

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New York at night is a beautiful sight to see.

At least when you aren't in the middle of the city, working and in an empty building. As security for the auction house is this no laughing matter. The job sounds pretty easy, but believe me, I seen some weird things in there lately. The craziest one was seeing a turtle in with an orange bandana.

He was the reason I quit this job in the first place. Or shall I way have fired? I did the best I can do, but how am I supposed to save the items and fight off two weirdos using expensive stuff for battle? The turtle boy tried to be gentle but failed horribly most of the time. All because he wanted to purchase something he bought online at this place...all for a stupid game!

Helping him out wasn't any helpful. I watched him sneak into that place falling right into the collection of knight armors. Instead of being worried he loved the way he looked in one of those. The minute he saw me, he stopped moving, pretending to be a statue.

"Give it up I seen you move"

He didn't even flinch.

I took my flashlight and held them into his eyes. I can tell he had a hard time not to blink. So I took a drastic measure and held the feather under his nose, that he cannot resist to...

ACHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

...sneeze...into my face...ewww.

"What are you doing here!?" I demanded wiping my face with a tissue.

He asked for some old video game showing me a piece of paper. He truly bought it, but why getting it in the middle of the night? Of course, the answer was clear, just looking at him was enough. Not to get into trouble I told him to stay put while I get it. Asking him about his appearance wouldn't be necessary when he goes and never returns.

"Don't touch anything okay...ehm..."

"Mikey~" he smiled wide.

"Mikey...stay here...and don't touch anything!"

That was my biggest mistake ever. Unaware that another visitor caused chaos, attacking the turtle. As the security guard, I had no idea how this auction hall works and where to find the right item. This whole time, I had no idea that this game was already in his hands. By the end of the night, I found myself surrounded by damaged goods. No one believed me what I just witnesses getting the kick of my life.

Like any human being that got jobless, I had to get a new one that pays you well. For this I got hired to work in the sewers. We had to pump and clear the sewers. In worst cases we were ordered to enter them to find the problem of blockage. One day my colleague was having a cold and I had to go by myself. Something must have blocked the one heading to central park. It turns out it was a massive tire from a vehicle. Beside it was a large river that had three things floating on it. I panicked once I realized what it was. This Orange turtle, followed by another in blue, purple and one with a red bandana.

The one I remembered as Mikey, waved over to me with a cheerful smile, "Hi miss security lady!"

The others waved as well, while I hesitated to return the favor.

Before they were out of sight, I heard him yell "Bye miss security lady!"

I ran towards the ladder, no one would believe me what I just witnessed.

"RAPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You won't believe how quickly I climbed up, looking pale. The next day I quit my job. I hoped that I will never meet these turtles ever again, getting a job they won't go to, not in a million years. As you have it, I got one in a maid café. It was not funny that this had a zoo theme dressing employees in Lolita animal costumes...and I had to be a damn turtle.