Jared x OC

I broke up with Jared, 19 on Tuesday.
I go to McDonald's at 3am but the icecream machine is broken.
In despair I travel to the local Whole Foods in pursuit of Ben and Jerry's.
But they were out.
My spirits crushed I abandon ice cream for the glory of the curly fry.
I head to Jack in the Box but they simply state " there are no curly fries in the holy land."
Depression overtakes me...so I decide to end myself.
I wake up in a hospital. A nurse staring down at me says "You're in the psych ward, do you need anything to eat?"
I look down at the menu across from me, eyes hooked to the desserts.
Ice cream.
"Can I please have some ice cream?" I ask desperate.
She solemnly looks at me - like a loved one breaking the news your mom died -
"We have no more ice cream."
"Where is it?" I yell, frantic. She glances across the hall.
"A man named Jared, 19, has all the ice cream." I bark at her and storm across the hall to where I find him.
Jared. 19.
He's rolling around in heaps of ice cream.
I stare at him, so vulnerable like that and blush.
We immediately make love on top of the ice cream cemetery.
He looks at the package.
Still can't read I see.
We finish and he licks the ice cream from my face.
I return the favor.
"I love you Jared ... 19"
"I love you too."

3 years later

We are now 3 years ice cream sober and married for 2!!!!
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