When Mark Comes

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Uncle Will didnt do anything to me last night and now I have a date with Mark. To tell the truth, he is always trying to make me happy an today,Im gonna make his wallet cry. I m a very good actress (starred in the latest Avengers movie) and I can make him broke just by a single tear. Why can I do that? Becuse every time I cry,its a river.Literally.A river of tears. Part of my oatented Kayla Tantrums, a book I wrote for girls who want to get whatever they want and however they want.
3 Hours Later At The Date

I met up with Mark at the lake with tears in my eyes and when he saw me,he had a look of concern on his face. Ha! What a loser. He took me to Tiffany's and bought me a huge necklace made out of gold and lots of silver charm bracelets with real diamond earrings. Then ww went to Jared where he brought me that really expensive choclate diamod jewelry and then Kay where he got a jade ring that brought out my eys perfectly. Only a millipn dollars spent. A third way there. I wonder what his allowance was. We hd lunnch at a big fancy posh snobbish restraunt where I ordered a ton of food and we both ate it. Whatever was left after a while, we wrapped up and gave to the homeless. I had 2 hours left and a a million and a half left to spend. Time o go shopping. We went to a mall where I grabbed anything in my size and  few expensive ssuits for Mark that were too small and ran for the checkout line. When we checked out evrything,he had about 10 bucks left,which I used to buy a pack of gum, 3 packs of Mentos and a stick of gum. When we were drivng home in our limo, we were laughing. Time for the ugly breakup. Maybe tomorrow after he finds out he's broke and yells at me and I fake cry and run to my room and shut the door and laugh into my pillow that he was finally gone. Defenitely tomorrow.Plus he could gain  that money beack in probably a month or so. I kissed him,ugh, for the last time and waved bye while he droe off nd my team of bbutlers carried in  my bags and I smirked the entire time.

Moral: Never anger a teenage girl.They could get you back in very painful ways.

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