A golden sun | Thor x reader

The devils anus

You, Bruce, and Thor walked down the streets of sakaar looking around for any sort of spacecraft to help you guys get out of there.

"Suns going down, suns getting real low" Thor kept telling Bruce as he helped him sit down as he started to freak out.

"Would you stop saying that?" Bruce told him as he put his head in his hands,

"I'm just trying to keep you calm" he tried to tell him, massaging his arm.

"Calm? I'm on an alien planet!"

"It's just a planet, you've been on a planet before"

"Yeah, one!"

"Now you've been on two, That's a good thing."

"We are stranded on a planet that's designed to stress me out!" Bruce cried as he looked around.

"we're not stranded. I'm gonna figure out a way to get us home." Thor told him.

"Oh thank you!"

"Not your home though, Asgard, my home, listen. My people are in great danger. Us three have to go fight this really powerful being who also happens to be my sister."

"Okay, that is so wrong on so many levels. I don't want to fight your sister that's a- that's a family issue"

You continuously watch the men kept fighting over if Bruce was going to turn into the Hulk again to help defeat Hela, "you guys are literally children we need to move now, or else Asgard is gonna be in shambles by the time you guys stop fighting!" you said annoyed getting up.

"yes, yes, I need a disguise," Thor said, grabbing a rag and putting it around his head.

"I need to disguise too," Bruce said walking over.

"Don't worry Bruce you don't need one. As long as you're not the hulk no one will be able to identify you," you told him, as you grabbed another rag putting around yourself.

"What are you doing??!!" Thor asked as he watched Bruce continuously adjust his pants.

"I'm sorry! Tony, wears his pants super tight." You fake gagged and turned away.

"why are you being so weird?" Thor asked Bruce.

" I don't know. maybe because I have been trapped on a planet inside of a monster for two years made me a little weird." Bruce said to thor as the veins in his neck and head started to form green.

"hey, okay, okay it's okay Bruce don't worry about it you're good calm down come on," you said going over to him, putting your hands on his shoulders.

"listen we're gonna go back to Asgard and you're not gonna have to think about the hulk ever again all right?"

"All right" Bruce reply to Thor, just as a green smoke bomb, his face.

Use three looked around at the crowd that was all chanting "hulk, hulk, hulk, " while all dancing around with green smoke bombs, and masks of the hulk's face.

"oh no, this is bad" you mumble to yourself "Bruce?!" You asked looking around, not being able to see the scientist. "Thor, where is Bruce?" you asked him.

"Banner?! Banner!" Thor yelled out.

You and Thor rushed through the crowd, knocking into people as you called for Bruce's name. "Banner!"

"THORRR??? Y/NNNN???" You heard Bruce yell while being pushed into the crowd.

you quickly ran over to Bruce quickly putting him behind you as you saw a monster growl at him and about to attack, your eyes glowed white as Magic formed around your hands before the device on the monster's neck started buzzing, causing him to fall over. As the monster fell over, you spell Valkyrie her hands on her hips, looking at you and Thor.