Dolph had Red tied up and Bigby as he pushed along a dolly.
"Lesa, hold the book. Vincent, get the truck. And Keith! Darn it, change your name. Please. It's not scary, and I'm embarrassed to say it! Boris, try that." Keith walks away frowning.
"Keith. You know. Oh, watch out for Keith. Ugh horrible," Boingo says.
"Ugh, you're crazy!" Red says struggling as Dolph wheels them over.
"Maybe so but I'm on TOP OF THE WOODS NOW BABY!" Boingo declares as Keith set up a projector.
(QUE THE SONG!)
"When you're hoppin' on down the bunny trail
The critters all seem to look down
You're fuzzy and small
Your ears are too tall
And goodies make the woods go round (Woods go round)
Now I'm not a pig
But you gotta think big
When you're competing with the girl in the hood
So you won't be a fan of my evil plan
But I'm gonna be top of the woods when your only desire is to dominate
The land of the wolves and the squirrels
You've got to think with an open mind
And learn to detest little girls
And everyone knows at the end of a show
The villain puts his plan into works
Except there won't be a rescue before the credits roll
'Cause I'm gonna be top of the woods Now the kids will be packed with my Boingo Snacks
Construction begins in a day
And all of the bears will be ruled by the hare
As I maniacally plot from my evil lair"
"We've grown in the past year. Nabbing all the recipes was Phase I. Now Phase II is adding my special ingredient to every goody, a little something I like to call "Boingonium." It makes my snacks a little more habit-forming." Boingo said as they showed a slide of a kid eating snacks with and without it. The normal one stopped eating after a while but the one with it was addicted to eating them to the point the kid bit the crumbs off the table. "Happy customer! Phase III gets a little messy. I'm gonna need a lot of real estate down the mountain, so I've gotta blow the competition away. Oh, and that's not a metaphor. We've got to "blow" them away." Boingo enthusiastically explains.
"Yeah, I got it." Red glares.
Peeking out from the rocks. Peter, Ash, Webs, Snake, Shark, Diane, Granny, Wolf, and Kirk were listening in on this.
"And now that I have your Granny's secrets I'm afraid that you will be taking the dynamite express home," Boingo says as they loaded up the cable car with dynamite before tying a scarf around their mouth and gagging them before she was pushed in.
"When you've pulled all the wool over everyone's eyes
They're bound to be a little upset
What I'm sending to town should quiet 'em down
And then I'll start to get some respect
And at the end of the day
Once I've BLOWN 'EM AWAY
I'll oppress 'em as a dictator should
Oh, you won't be disrespectin' this bunny anymore
'Cause I'm gonna be top of the woods
Oh, you won't be disrespectin' this bunny anymore
'Cause I'm gonna be top of the woods
I said you won't be disrespectin' this bunny rabbit now
'Cause I'm gonna be top of the woods
Oh, yeah
I said I'm gonna be top of the woods
Let's bring it home!
I said I'm gonna be
Top of the woods, Oh, yeah!
"You've been hoodwinked baby!" After Boingo finishes his song Granny and the other three poke their heads out from behind a rock.
"Sweet tea and cookies we've got to do something!" Granny says.
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Hoodwinked! Bad Guys
FanfictionAfter everything with Professor Marmalade. Things seemed to be normal until Mr. Wolf learns that his nephew Bigby Wolf has been arrested for attempted eating. Now he and the gang along with Governor Foxington, have to go and help him. But is there m...
