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MERCURY

ATITTIES

me
y'all know if mercury is
in retrograde ????

wooyoung
tf does that mean

yunho
why would any of us
know that

san
i've heard the term but
i don't even know what
it means so yes it is

seonghwa
didn't it just come out
of retrograde

hongjoong
mercury has a closet ??
why go in and out why
not just stay out ??

yeosang
what

jongho
what are we talking
about

seonghwa
it's not in retrograde
bub why do you ask

me
idk my tummy hurts i
thought that that might
be why

wooyoung
WAIT IF MERCURY IS
IN RETROGRADE
DOESNT THAT MEAN
THE EARTH WILL
BLOW UP

seonghwa
that's if the sun blows up

seonghwa
they aren't even relevant
events wtf

wooyoung
don't be so quick to
judge seonghwa you
don't know me

yeosang
slay

san
you said it queen

hongjoong
you know what i'm
going to say

me
omg it's like every fucking
day that y'all get an ass
whooping when will you
learn your lesson

yeosang
lmao never

san
wooyoung likes it

wooyoung
i'm sorry it's lowkey
true i lowkey enjoy it

yeosang
ITS NOT LOWKEY IF
YOU MOAN AFTER
GETTING HIT

wooyoung
I TOLD YOU I DIDNT
I WAS SHOCKED
BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY
HURT AND I DIDNT
EXPECT IT TO

san
whatever you do you boo

seonghwa
okay all of you keep quiet

seonghwa
and bub mercury in
retrograde is a time of
miscommunication
not tummy aches

seonghwa
if you have a tummy
ache i suggest you
have some medicine

yunho
or just sssshhhhhhh

mingi
who's taking medicine

mingi
is yuna sick

mingi
what happened

mingi
why

mingi
is it your stomach

mingi
is mercury in retrograde

mingi
that doesn't matter
because that's
miscommunication
not tummy aches

mingi
oh wait you said that

mingi
wait what happened

me
mingi my tummy hurts

mingi
do you need me to come
over because i'm
about to walk out the door
i'm ready to go

me
no

me
i'll just walk downstairs
and get some medicine