him. | song mingi

SPECIAL

ATTITIES

me
sUper important question

me
are you guys going home
for christmas

hongjoong
we can't this year

yunho
are you going home

me
well that's why i was asking

me
mum and dad said not to
worry about coming home
if you weren't going to be
there because oppa isn't
going to be home either and
that i could spend this
christmas with you since
we haven't had christmas
together in a couple of years

wooyoung
but we went home for
christmas not that long
ago

yunho
yuna wasn't home she was
travelling

yunho
couldn't even come home
to see me

me
FUCK YOU I WASNT
TRAVELLING FOR FUN

yunho
chill i was kidding i know
that

me
good

me
so if you're not going
home what're you all
going to do for christmas

seonghwa
well we don't usually need
to go in to work on
christmas so i think we were
all going to be home for
breakfast and then just do
whatever

me
that's lowkey lonely af
and depressing

san
thanks.

me
well i say fuck your stupid
ugly lonely plans let's have
some fun

yeosang
why are our plans lonely
stupid AND ugly wtf

me
uh because i said so

me
one of these days you're
going to wake up and
realise that i'm always
right simply because i am
not because there's a
reason and you just have
to accept the facts for what
they are: FACTS

jongho
why are you being so
mean today

me
i dunno but i like this
feminine power type of
thing i'm feeling it's
making me feel all tingly

me
especially in the left arm

me
actually it lowkey hurts

seonghwa
ARE YOU SURE YOURE
NOT HAVING A HEART
ATTACK

me
uh yes i'm sure lol

me
i was laying on my side
and now i have pins and
needles in my left arm
and it is so not chill

me
anywho you guys should
come here for christmas

wooyoung
why

me
uh 1. you all love the shit
out of me and you all know
it and 2. it'll be fun and we
can do presents and we can
all snuggle up and drink
hot coco like white people
in movies do and it'll just be
really cute and fun and i can
cook for you

san
you had me at 'i can cook
for you'

yeosang
same

jongho
yum