him. | song mingi

PIZZA

COOL MEN

me
y'all that pizza was so
good i could've died
eating it

me
except i'm lack toes and
toddler ants so imma
blow up

me
literally

wooyoung
tmi bitch t m fucking i

me
sorry not sorry

yeosang
you ate it so fast tho
how could you breathe

me
unlike mingi i am an
extremely fast eater

mingi
IT ISNT MY FAUKT I
EAT SLOWLY OKAY

yunho
AND IF HE WAS A FAST
EATER THEN WE WOULDNT
BE FRIENDS RN

mingi
you mean you wouldn't
have tried to be my friend
if i was a normally-paced
eater

me
WOW YUNHO WHY
WOULD YOU SAY THAT
YOU ASSHOLE

yunho
you stfu you picked on
him first

me
I DID NOT i was just
stating that unlike
mingi i eat extremely
fast

hongjoong
HOW ARE YOU EXACTLY
THE SAME BUT ALSO
POLAR OPPOSITES

yunho
yh i've always thought
that

yunho
like at first over text mingi
is pretty chill while
yuna is like WHAM BAM
BOOM

yunho
but in person mingi is
like WHAM BAM BOOM
and yuna is so reserved
and quiet

me
SOCAIL INTERACTIONS
MAKE ME NERVOUS
WE ESTABLISHED
THAT AGES AFO

yeosang
she's got a point

san
i agree

wooyoung
well i love her in person
and over text

me
ew don't flirt with me

mingi
gross don't flirt with her

yunho
don't flirt with my sister

wooyoung
IM NOT FLIRTING

wooyoung
aND WHY DID YOU ALL
TEXT THE SAMR THING
AT THE SAME TIME

me
because great minds
think alike

mingi
YUNA THINKS IM SMART
THATS ALL THAT MATTERS

me
ofc i think you're smart bby

mingi
ew i'm blushing

yunho
EW YOU BLUSHED AT
MY SIDTER CALLING
YOU BBY

yunho
get out

jongho
you're done

me
omg jongho you were
so sweet to me ilysm

me
thanks for that last piece
too

jongho
i didn't want it and i don't
believe in wasting
perfectly good food

me
ily

mingi
stop flirting with jongho

me
would you rather me flirt
with you mingi