Yuichi usagi x reader

Chapter 5

Yuichi pov
So yeah turns out I'm screwed here "we were looking for you all afternoon, where we're you?" gen questioned borrowing his brows 'come on Yuichi think for once and makeup something they will believer' I thought about it, said it "I was in the arcade" I lied "I went there and you weren't there. Try again" Chizu was staring into my soul, she looked calm.....that's not normal "I was.......visiting my auntie?" 'Please tell me they didn't check there' "that's funny cause I called her and she said you weren't there at all"

Kitsune was pissed by how aggressive she sounded saying that before I could make another lie kitsune stopped me "if you make up another lie I'll stitch your mouth shut while you sleep" okay now that was horrifying to imagine "back me up here spot" I mumbled but he bailed out on me running out the room down the hall 'Coward' "okay fine I was hanging out with (y/n) today and there is nothing wrong with that so why am I getting nagged at?." I huffed crossing my arms and glaring back at them

"Please don't tell me you catching feelings" kitsune mumbled pinching the bridge of her nose "what, no of course not" I shrugged concerned....kinda. The room went quiet "Usagi I swear you have a death wish, ARE. YOU. CATCHING. FEELINGS. YUICHI USAGI YOJIMBO?" kitsune yelled my full name and in response, I shook my head no hoping she doesn't kill me "I help clean your room, I bathe spot for you, I share half of my good snacks I hide AND YOU REPAY ME BY HITTING ON MY SIBLING!?" kitsune was yelling pretty loudly "you two are related?" Chizu asked with concern "Nah I just like to think of them as one. I'm gonna ask one more time, Are you catching feelings for (y/n)?" okay now I seriously have to think cause if I say no again she will know I'm lying and kill me but if I don't lie she will still kill me "calm down kitsune, there is no way he likes (y/n) like that, I mean they only met yesterday-" before gen could finish I decided to own up to it and confess and prey that maybe kitsune won't kill me "Yes.......yes I'm catching feelings". Right then and there I knew I messed up, kitsune threw her hands up and left the table while chizu rubbed her temples and looked down at the floor.

"tried to save you" gen got up and left the table to somewhere else and the next thing you know a dagger was thrown at me inches away from my face "YUICHIIIIII" 'yup I'm dead' just as I was going to bolt to the door at the corner of my eye I could see kitsune ready to throw another one of her weapons at me but luckily chizu stopped her "whoa whoa whoa before we have cooked rabbit tonight. It is perfectly natural to have crushes, there's no harm in it" Chizu tried to calm the situation but kitsune wasn't buying it "not when it's the person you share a childhood with. And I would LOVE to have cooked rabbit" she threatens about to thrown another dagger "I promise you that I do not taste as good. And I'm sorry I have a 'crush' on (y/n) even though you have a crush on c-" just as I was about to finish, Kitsune grabbed a wooden spoon and chucked it at my face hitting my nose making me hold it in pain "OW" I yelled.

Chizu pov
"okay that's it both of you go to your rooms and get to bed" I demanded cause I'm already exhausted and had a headache from the two arguing "she started it" Yuichi yelled holding his nose "maybe don't crush on my sibling then maybe this wouldn't start" as kitsune was about to grab another utensil to throw, I quickly took I and chucked it in the sink and glared at the two "YOU TWO. BED. NOW THIS DAMN INSTANT OR SO HELP ME I WILL RAIN HELL ON EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE" immediately they nodded and went upstairs, with my back turned I could feel them about to fight again "if I hear fighting I'll be happy to join in but I won't be picking sides" as their footsteps started to fade I could hear them slam their doors and I think yuichi screaming in a pillow, the curse of having good hearing is real.

I swear at this point I just might be the parent of the place cause I feel old with those two, and keep them on a leash at some point

Yeah the story is short cause I had no other ideas and I got school in the morning soooo hope you like it tho and this meme I made about the whole point in this chapter