Random stories I want to tell:

4- We're brothers-

I was sitting with my friend on the bus, and somebody basically shipped us, so I said that we were brothers.

My best friend (Lets call him "Dan".) and I, sit on the bus together every day after school, unless one of us doesn't ride the bud that day, or we get on the bus late, when there aren't really any seats left.

This one time, we were sitting together- like usual- and we were talking, and reciting some ongoing jokes that only us two would get. (Ex. Saying "Eeeee..." while progressively getting closer and closer as we say it. Then, once the person saying "Eeeee..." was right next to the other person's ear, the other person would scream at hearing that.) And we were laughing together about it, and talking about FNaF lore, and my own AU of FNaF.

Then, some random girl across from us, but also a seat behind us, decided it would be funny to say; "Why don't you two just go f*ck each other already?" Upon hearing this, me and Dan turned our heads, with a completely disgusted look on our faces. Why?

I consider him my brother, am already in a relationship, and don't find boys that romantically attractive. Sexually attractive is out of the question for any gender because I'm Ace sexual.

Then, I get an amazing idea, and me and Dan have already talked about this a while ago. So I turn back over to this girl, and say "We're brothers." or "He's my brother.".

And this girl's look is HORRIFIED. And when I say horrified, I mean HORRIFIED. She turned to her friend to tell them what happened.

Dan looked over to me, and said "We'Er NoT rElAtEd!!!" But the girl and her friends somehow didn't hear.

The next day, Dan said "Y'know, at first I was like 'StOp!', but then I was like 'No, no, keep going.' because it was working."

I felt very proud of myself when I said we were brothers. (: