[Jamie bursts into the cafeteria and walks to the front of the lunch line]
Jamie: [To Banana Joe] It's lunchtime. [Banana Joe offers her his money] That is not what I asked for. [Banana Joe sighs and peels his head. Jamie bites it and spits it out. She walks away] Not in the mood for banana.
Banana Joe: [Brainless, drooling] Potato please can have, duhh.
[Leslie and Tobias run and hide. Anton spits out his soda, screams, butters himself, puts cheese on his face, and lies on his tray. Jamie approaches]
Anton: [Muffled] Oh, sorry. You don't like the crusts, do you?
[He cuts the crust off himself, screaming]
Jamie: Not in the mood for sandwich. You eat it.
[She walks away and he eats himself. Alan eats soup]
Alan: Mmm, perfect. [To Carmen] Try some.
[Jamie pops up and takes Carmen's lunch]
Jamie: Move.
[She begins eating]
Carmen: [Whispering to Alan] My lunch.
Alan: Here, Carmen, you can have mine.
Jamie: Wait. Are you, sharing with her?
Alan: Of course. There's no greater happiness than sharing with your sweetheart.
Jamie: I don't get it.
Alan: Then maybe it's not just your stomach that's empty.
[Jamie grabs Alan and lets the air out of him]
Jamie: Are you saying I've got an empty head?
Alan: No! I meant your heart! Your heart!
[Jamie throws him on the table]
Jamie: What do you mean, my heart?
[Alan talks, but is muffled so Jamie picks him up]
Alan: I mean, maybe you'd feel better if you found someone to share things with.
[Jamie goes brain-dead]
Carmen: Well played, you made her think. [Grabs Alan from Jamie and walks away] That buys us some time to escape.
[On the bus, Jamie, still brain-dead, gasps]
Carmen: [To Alan] That was way more time than we needed.
Jamie: I need a sweetheart.
[The bus explodes and everyone runs away screaming, except Darwin, whom Jamie slowly turns to...and grins at]
[Cut to the Watterson household. Y/n, Gumball, and Darwin are in their room]
Gumball: Dude, what were you thinking?
Y/n: Why didn't you just run? Like literally everyone else!
Darwin: I thought you guys said I need to sweat hard, like at the gym or something.
Gumball: Well, why did you say nothing when she asked you out?
Darwin: Because when a gorilla charges you, you stay still and say nothing. I saw it on TV.
Gumball: Dude, she's not a gorilla.
Darwin: What is she, then?
Gumball: [Softly] She's your new girlfriend. [Dramatic sting as the camera closes in on Darwin. Beat] Didn't you get that? "Dun dun dun" is usually not a good sign.
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