It's a imposter x shrek love story (;
Fiona and the whole shrek movie storyline doesn't exist, shrek is just liven out his days alone until Imposter enters his life 🥵😡😡😥😠🤡😈🤡💀🧅🧅
Also some James Charles x Ed sheeran
I was starring down this fat assed, green, hot, man. He was green in all the right places. Also he lived in a swamp. Green flags everywhere. Literally.
"GET OUT OF MY SWAMPP" he screeched.
Man that voice of his is so sexy
He was holding onto my sussy amongus but I didn't care. If he gave me that ass I would be okay if he killed ed and my imposter.
Just than Ed yelled "STFU YOU STUPID GREEN OGRE! LIKE GIVE US BACK OUR LIKE SUSSY AMUNGUS!!!"
Way to ruin the moment Ed
Then the ogre came running towards us screeching with his deep sexy voice
"OUT OF MY SWAMP BEFORE I KILL THE IMPOSTER, FORCE YOU TO WATCH, THEN KILL YOU!!!"
"Woah woah woah! Calm down buddy" I said
"Maybe we can make an agreement! That doesn't involve you killing us!" I said
"Yeah! We can like make an agreement" Ed said
Omg stfu Ed! Your just repeating my ideas! This is why your grandma left you! I thought angrily
"We'll give you 20 onions! A full 20 onions! If you release Sussy Amungus" I said
"Hmmm," The ogre said while tapping his foot. He looked mad sexy
"NO DONT DO IT!" Sussy Amungus yelled.
"Why should I trust you? Even if I did agree I can eat 200 onions in a day, 20 in nothing to me" the ogre said
"We'll give you 2000 onions!" Ed yelled
"Deal" said the ogre nodding
"We'll give you the onions tomorrow" Ed said
Oh no, oh no no NO!
"Okay well, I'll give you sussy Amungus tomorrow as well" said shrek
Then Ed walked away proud
I stayed where I was standing absolutely shocked
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* this took 3 minutes of my sussy time to make. make sure to look Eddie in the eyes so you can appreciate my work*
I then ran up to ed
"ED WTF WERE YOU THINKING!"
" HOW TF r we to get 2000 onions in 24 HOURS" I shrieked at him
"I dun like know?" Said Ed
"Let's just head over to Ohio, I have like a friend there that can provide us like the necessary onions" ed said confidently
"Your Fricking crazy! If we go to Ohio we'll die! Everyone there is nuts! And insane in the membrane" I yelled
"Look I'm SICK OF YOU TURNING DOWN ALL OF MY IDEAS!" Ed yelled
"I have great ideas and you always say 'no Ed your crazy, 'no Ed your suffering from extreme diarrhea, your stupid and your ideas are trash you ugly carrot" " ed you look like an Oompa Loompa" Ed said while he started to cry
"We'll I'm sick of wearing the leash! And being manipulated by you! You make me feel like I'm stupid!"ed said
"Because you are lol" I said
"WELL GUESS WHAT! NOT ANYMORE! WE ARE GOING TO OHIO. ALSO LIKE YOU ARE GOING TO WEAR THE LEASH NOW!
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