Dragon Cookies of the Dead (Cookie Run Crackfic???)

Chapter Three

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Mixxi: Ah, a dead end! And they're coming!

???: Raugh...

Ananas: Urk, quick! Is there anything there that can be used as a weapon?

Mixxi: I-I can check! Hopefully we can find something...

[The Dragon's House - TV Room]

Plush: Come on, just grab the nearest thing and yeet it at them!

Lotus: Hm, the zombies are about to catch them....

Mixxi: They have to find something quick! Or else all that's left is to run away!

Longan: That will not work, the pathway's blocked already.

Pitaya: Could you guysssssss ssssssshut up already? We're getting to the good part.

All - Pitaya: Ok!/Sure./Alright.

Lychee: Ah, look, they found something!

Lotus: Just in time too. How lucky.

Ananas: Or how plot-convenient.

Pitaya: Sssssssshut up Pineapple. And besssssidesssss, thissssssss isssssss only the beginning.

[After the movie]

Plush: Ah, that was so good! It's definitely worth the hype!

Dino-Sour: You can say that again! That was insane!

Lotus: Well, looks like they liked it.

Pitaya: Finally, more people with good tasssssstesssss.

Longan: Are you planning to make them watch it so many times they get sick of it?

Pitaya: No, what makessssss you think that?

Ananas: You did it to me and Lotus. Pretty sure Longan's on the way there too.

Pitaya: Hmph. You all are no fun. Sssssshall I get the next one on?

Plush: Yes! I can't wait to see what happens next!

Pitaya: Alright, I'll get thisssssss ssssssset up...

Mixxi: Hey, if we were all in a zombie apocalypse, what you you guys do?

I think I would be the first one to get turned into a zombi-

Longan & Ananas: Not a chance.

Plush: Yeah... you're not getting bitten first. You got two absolute units of s/os protecting you.

Ananas: Why did that sound a bit backhanded?

Plush: Passive aggressiveness? I don't know.

Anyways, I'd probably just go to bed and try to sleep through the worst of it. Nothing bad can happen when you're asleep after all.

Longan: You do realize life isn't a video game, right?

Plush: Yeah, but it beats being awake.

Lotus: I must say, trying to sleep through a zombie apocalypse is something I think only you can do.

Dino-Sour: And I'll be right by your side Plushie! Jello and I will protect you no matter what!

Plush: Awww, I'd do the same for you Dino!

Maybe we could take turns being in watch as the other sleeps...

Pitaya: Uggh, enough with the mussssshy sssssstuff. I've almossssssst got the movie up anywaysssssss.

Hope you're all prepared, becaussssssse everything getsssssssss turned up to 11 here.

Plush: Woo! Can't wait!