Dragon Cookies of the Dead (Cookie Run Crackfic???)

Opening

[Yall this story features my friend MixxiFrutii_ , go follow them plz!]

[???]

Ananas: We can't stop now, this way seems safe. Come on!

Mixxi: Huff... huff... They're following us! Wh-why did things have to turn out like this...

[Local Cafe]

Pitaya: ...

Plush: Aight, we're back.

Lychee: Yay! I've been waiting for this!

Pitaya: ...

Plush: Hey, we got your tea. Earth to Pitaya-.

Pitaya: Yeah? What isssss it?

Plush: Mixxi and I got the drinks. What are you watching by the way?

Pitaya: Jusssssst a trailer for a new movie.

Lotus: Hm? Which one, pray tell?

Pitaya: Bio Panic 3. It'ssssss a long awaited entry in a popular horror movie franchissssse.

Plush: Oh, I've heard of that. Apparently it's supposed to have a really interesting plot and awesome action scenes. You're a fan?

Pitaya: Of courssssse. You too?

Plush: I haven't seen it, but it seems interesting. When's it supposed to come out?

Pitaya: Sssssometime next week.

Ananas: It is pretty gory though. Are you sure you can handle it?

Plush: Yep. Gore isn't too bad for me, even if it isn't my preferred horror genre.

Mixxi: It looks pretty good, maybe we can all watch it together once it releases.

Lychee: Yeah! Sounds like fun!

Plush: I haven't seen the first two yet, I could probably-

Pitaya: Ssssstop. You need to watch the firssssst two before watching three. And I've been meaning to ssssssee them again anywaysssss sssssso, why don't we marathon them tomorrow?

Mixxi: Th-that sounds good!

Plush: Perfect! Can't wait!

[The Next Day]

[School]

Pitaya: Ssssssorry for barging in like thisssss, but I brought ssssspin-off manga to the movie we're seeing tomorrow. Heard it'sssss ssssssupposssssed to be better if you read it beforehand.

Plush: Oh, thanks. I'll probably start reading them later.

Dino-Sour: Hm? You two are gonna watch a movie together?

Plush: Yeah, the new Bio Panic movie.

Dino-Sour: Oh, the one releasing next week?

Plush: Yep, wanna come see it with us? Mixxi and the others'll be there too. We're actually gonna watch the first two after school tomorrow.

Dino-Sour: Damn, that sounds like fun! But, I'm actually busy next week. I can make it tomorrow though.

Plush: Ah, that sucks. But glad you can make it tomorrow. You don't mind another person coming right Pitaya?

Pitaya: Nope. If anything, another sssscared face, the better.

Plush: Great! Can't wait!