The cowboy hat rule

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-shinee-

I GOT A JOB its a resteraunt and bar and a BUNCH of cowboys are around

"I look like a total slut"

"And its great"

When i say the uniform is tight and short LISTEN My ass is fat but my butt looks ten times bigger in the shorts

And the body suit makes my chest look bigger

"Cmon stop being a pussy"

"Mmm"

"Lets go"

Im the only male server there and wow its weird

"Hey pretty!"

"Yes sir?"

"When are you off?"

"Oh! Im off at fuck off!"

My friend pulled me

"Shine look!"

It was dexter and his friends

And their all wearing cowboy hats

"Holy shit"

"They come here every day and all but one give us their hats"

"Who?"

"The guy with the pink hair"

Dexter..

"Why?"

"Its a rule. take the hat, fight or fuck"

"Ohhhhh"

Ive fucked that cowboy

"Okay"

"You have to serve that table"

"Why me?"

"Because now go!"

"Fine"

I walked over

Seeing him is making me feel gross like he just is disgusted with me

"Hi! Im shinee and today ill be your server! Now, lets start with drinks"

"Coke"

"Coffee"

"Sprite"

"Strawberry lemonade"

His favorite..

"Okay ill be right back with your drinks"

I gave the very nice kitchen lady their drink orders and went to the bathroom

I texted

Please come to the bathroom please i cant do this please

Im coming

-dexter-

"Ill be right back"

"Okay"

I opened the bathroom to see the little bunny tucked under the sink

"Its okay"

I held him

"Its alright"

"Do you want to go home?"

"No"

"Okay, you okay?"

"Mhm"

"Okay"

I kissed him and i walked out first

-shinee-

I walked out soon after

I took the drinks to the table

"Alright, have we decided on what to eat?"

"Yea"

****

I served their food and now its my break

Im just sitting in the break room with my head down

"Shine you okay?"

"Im fine"

"We saw you go to the bathroom then he followed"

"I had a lot of anxiety"

"Explain more"

"When i saw him i had a sense of guilt and i felt like he thought i was a gross slut"

"You are a slut and its a good thing, imbrace that slutty pet side and go and earn that hat you deserve it"

"Your tits are huge"

"Push up bra try it"

I walked out of the break room

I leave work in 25 minutes

I walked back to the table

"Okay! Is that it for everyone?"

"Uh, can i get cookies and ice cream to go please"

I flared my nostrils

This motherfucker goes to THIS bar and and gets me, his BELOVED SWEET LITTLE BUNNY THIS FUCKING COOKIES AND ICECREAM!!!

"Okay"

He smiled at me

He took off his hat

"Crouch"

I crouched infront of him and put my head down

He gently placed the hat on my head

"Good bunny"

"15 minutes"

"Ill wait"

I walked back to the kitchen

"Ohhh SHIT!!"

I handed the desert guy his order and walked to my friends

"Holy shit"

"Your so lucky"

"Im not lucky, ive fucked that cowboy so many times its crazy"

"YALL ARE DATING!!"

"No, give and take"

-dexter-

"That was weird"

"Mhm"

I put my head down

"So dexter, wanna tell us what that was about"

"Okay, i live with the guy and sometimes we have sex, i took him in and now we are roomies"

"Nuh uh that crouch was something else"

"Its what ive been doing for the past four years like ive said 100 times"

"Your training the guy!"

"No!"

"Mhm"

He walked back

"Okay this is for you"

"Thank you"

"Lets go?"

"Let me get my coat"

"Mhm"

^^^^^^

We're sitting in the car, the air con is blasting, and were watching setflix

"Im so tired"

"You wanna go home?"

"Mhm"

"Okay"

I pulled a blanket from the backseat and layed it on him

"Sleep"

"Mhm"

He fell asleep

"Good mouse"

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