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I'm bored again.. also I wanna tell ya'll I teamed up w/ someone lol.

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'Can I copy the homework?'
Pure Vanilla: I can help you with it!
Hollyberry: Yeah, sure.
Dark Cacao: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Licorice: lol nope.
Me: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Vodka: *Read 5:55pm*

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Sparkling: How's the sexiest person here~?
Herb: I don't know, how are they~?
Sparkling, flustered: I-
Vampire, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

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Hollyberry: Why is Vodka so sad?
SaphireBerry(bubbles255 s OC): They took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Hollyberry: And...?
Sapphire Berry: They got Clotted Cream.

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Y/n: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Vodka: *chugs entire bottle*
Vodka: It’s perfume.
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Pure Vanilla: Y/n I know you snuck out last night!
Y/n: *play dumb!* Who's Y/n? *Not that dumb!*

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Store Worker: Would a Mx. Vodka please come to the front desk?
Vodka, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Strawberry Crepe and Custard the III*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Strawberry Crepe and Custard the III, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Vodka: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Pomegranate: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Licorice: Nope, absolutely not.
Red Velvet: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Dark Choco: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Poison Mushroom(even though they have no idea what they're saying): I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Red Velvet: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome

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RoyalBerry: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Strawberry Crepe and RoyalBerry, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Red Velvet: Our turn, Dark Choco! One, two, three- vanilla!
Dark Choco, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

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Pomegranate: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Vodka: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Strawberry Crepe: I personally was created in a lab.
Dark Choco: I just straight up spawned lol.

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*Pure Vanilla's helping Hollyberry out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Dark Cacao: How does Hollyberry look?
Golden Cheese: A little better than you, actually.

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Pomegranate: *Gets down on one knee*
Licorice: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Pomegranate: *Falls over*
Licorice: The poison is kicking in.

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Hollyberry: Vodka, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Vodka: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Hollyberry: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Sapphire Berry.

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Vodka: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Y/n: Twelve, actually.
Vodka: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Y/n: Yours!
Vodka: That's right: no one's.

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Y/n: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Vodka, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Y/n: Vodka, keep an eye on Purple Yam today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Vodka: Sure, I’d love to see Purple Yam get punched.
Y/n: Try again.
Vodka, sighing: I will stop Purple Yam from getting punched.

Now I've got nothing. I got these from the Incorrect quotes generater.