The Emperor Of The Sirens

Experiments with Observer

As the battle of pearl harbor rages in the background, Observer yawns, waiting for Emperor to return.

Observer: "He's been gone for a while, I'm getting a little bit worried."

Emperor: "Really Observer, you're worried about me."

From out of nowhere, Emperor showed up, seemingly out of nowhere, and pinned Observers arms to her sides with his tentacles.

Observer: "What? How did you sneak up on me so quickly?"

Emperor: "Elementary, my dear Watson. You were too busy worrying about me that you didn't notice me right behind you.

Observer: Damn. I can't afford to let my guard down.

Emperor: "Now, I believe I recall that I would punish you for tearing me away from tearing those ship girls to pieces. It's time for your punishment!"

Observer looks on in panic as Emperor and his tentacles get closer, preparing to punish her.

Emperor: "I'm going to punish you, by making you smile."

Observer: "Huh?"

Emperor's tentacles snake around Observers body, tickled around all spots that seem to get humans to tickle, but nothing works.

Just before he gives up, he has an idea. He gets behind Observer and puts his hands across her neck.

Observer: "What're you doing? In our database, no humans have ever been ticklish around his neck."

Emperor: "Well, we're not humans are we? Now, let's begin."

As Emperor begins to caress her neck with his hands, she lets out a slight groan. He didn't know, but she's been having an itch there for a while.

After approximately 3 minutes, Emperor stops and steps in front to admire his work. His tickling has left Observer a smiling mess.

Emperor: "Mission accomplished."

Later at the base, Emperor is walking around, just strolling. You see, he's quite bored today, and Akagi and Kaga don't need another wisdom cube yet.

As he rounds a corner, he's met with Observer and her tentacles. After a moment of struggling, Emperor is in the same position she was in.

Emperor: "Oh, crumbs."

As he struggles, Observer saunters her way over to him, emanating an evil aura. He looks at her and feels terror incarnate.

As she gets up in his face, she says,

Observer: "Why did you say that my punishment was to smile?"

Emperor: "Huh?"

Observer: "You heard me. That was less of a punishment and more of a reward. So, I still need my punishment!"

Emperor: " Kinky. But anyway, I didn't think you liked smiling, so that was your punishment. Simple as that."

Observer: " Not like that, pervert. But anyway, why did you think I didn't like smiling?"

Emperor: "Why Observer, its because you never smile. Sooooo, I decided to take matters into my own hands and force you to smile. Hope you don't mind."

Observer: "Huh, of course I like to smile. What do you mean, I'm a happy girl just like anyone else."

Emperor: "Maybe, it's just I've never seen it, but I've seen purifier smile, quite a lot actually. I've actually seen everyone smile, even the arbiters, except you."

Observer: "Really? I, don't smile?

The Emperor breaks out of her tentacles by detaching them with his. He then hugs her breaking her out of her trance.

Observer: "Huh. What're you doing?

Emperor: "Showing my affection. I adore how you worry about me on missions and I'm simply returning the favor."

He drops the hug and begins to walk away. He then turns around and waves.

Emperor: "I'll be in my room if you need me. See you Observer."

As he walks away, she smiles and looks back at him.

Observer: "See you later, Emperor."

And that's it, that's chapter five. Next time we'll probably have more lore. I'll figure it out when I have time.

See you later,

Peace