Bold is Blue's jokes
Italics is Ally's reaction
1. What kind of milk do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Eww.
2. I forgot how to throw my boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
Wait, that doesn't make sense. IT CAN'T FLY BACK TO YOU IF YOU DON'T- ohh...
3.Why does a milking stool only have three legs? 'Cause the cow has the udder.
WAT.
Oh my God, I just got it.
4. What's a cow's favourite subject? Art and moosic.
I am imagining cows in a choir.
5. Three men walk into a bar, and the fourth man ducks.
VAT.
Oh, hahaha.
6. What do you call a ship at the bottom that always worries? A nervous wreck!!! (5&6 are from a friend outside of Wattpad. Let's call her an adoring fan!)
Psh, adoring fan. We don't have fans. Not yet, at least.
7. What's a rock's favourite type of music? Rock&Roll.
SPACES BETWEEN 'ROCK', '&' AND 'ROLL'
8. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Poor cow... #stopanimalabuse
Overall Reaction:
No offence, but let me make the jokes next time, Blue.
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The Book of Jokes
HumorA book of jokes that you can annoy you're friends with. ( or, you know, random people you meet in a waiting room)
