1. Why didn't the skeleton go to the school dance?
He's got no body to dance with.
2. Why did the vampire fail art class?
He could only draw blood.
3. What did the witch put on her bagel?
Scream cheese.
4. What did the skeleton order for dinner?
Spare ribs.
5. How did the ghost get to the hospital?
The am-BOO-lance
(Courtesy of @multifangirl7403)
6. What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
7. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a Jack'o'lantern with its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
8. Where should a 500 pound monster go?
On a diet.
9. What do you call a skeleton that won't work?
Lazy bones.
10. What do you call a haunted chicken!
A poultry-geist!
Ok so I know this is not a lot at all but I wanted to write something. 2-4 is from my science teacher that likes to tell cheesy jokes.
Bonus! My favorite:
What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet.
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The Book of Jokes
HumorA book of jokes that you can annoy you're friends with. ( or, you know, random people you meet in a waiting room)
