Who knew that those cheesy Laffy Taffy wrapper jokes would come in handy?
1. What did one ghost say to the other?
Do you believe in people?
2. What kind of car does a ghost drive?
A boo-ick (Buick)
3. If your dog kisses you what do you call it?
A pooch smooch
4. What does a band and a chicken have in common?
They both have drum sticks
5. How do you make an egg roll?
You push it
6. What did the math book say to the pencil?
I have a lot of problems
7. What do astronauts eat for lunch?
Launch meat
Bonus!:
Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butter-fly
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The Book of Jokes
HumorA book of jokes that you can annoy you're friends with. ( or, you know, random people you meet in a waiting room)
