A collection of puns I used to annoy my friends.
1) Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
It's two-tired .2) What American president was least guilty?
Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.3) A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.
Ba-dumm-tss

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The Book of Jokes
HumorA book of jokes that you can annoy you're friends with. ( or, you know, random people you meet in a waiting room)