(written by my best friend about being at my house)
5:00 in the morning ur mum gets up and goes to the smoking shed to have a fag and a cuppa, puts [dog] out etc. she also looks out the conservatory with a cuppa in her hand saying "bloody terrific. the sodding weeds are coming through again, i'll have to get [mothers gardener friend] in."
11:00 in the morning we finally wake up and ur mum shouts at us for waking up late and says it's all our fault that we can't get any breakfast at [cafe]
11:30, [auggies sister] is probably now awake and ur mum tells us to get dressed "we are going up the cafe" she says.
12:00 just before we go to the cafe, [auggies sister] starts moaning about how she wants [dog] to come and causes more fuss but she always gets her own way so the dog comes. in the car, [auggies sister] cranks up the tunes. the tunes being chaz and dave.
12:30 we get to the bakery and are late for breakfast (auggies mum blames us) we get a seat in the scorching hot sun outside. ur mum starts speaking to random ppl on the other tables about stuff.
2:30 we leave the cafe and walk to the car. whilst in the cafe you and [sister] have at least 7 arguments and ur mum shouts at everyone at least 10 times. we spend so long in the bakery bc ur mum speaks to everyone. no offence.
3:00 once we are back home, you and i go into the garden, film some tiktoks & kill bugz. whilst inside [sister] is watching the telly and ur mum is either looking at houses on the internet she'll never buy, on the solitaire game on facebook or phoning up BT bc of a problem. we might even take [dog] for a walk round the block.
5:00 we are now inside and we are probably in ur room watching tiktoks, films or in the playroom doing the same thing lmao. u and [sister] start arguing and u mum shouts at u even though it's [sisters] fault. she then goes on the to lecture the both of us about her life.
7:00 she finally finishes the 2 hour lecture. she then asks us if we want to go to macs or we want to fish and chip it. we want fish and chips so ur mum asks [sister] but she says macdonalds. even though she's voted out, she gets her way anyway bc she's [sister].
7:15 we drive up to macs and go through the drive thru. we park up at the car park opposite macs and eat our food. ur mum probably has given us another lecture, so long it starts to get dark outside.
8:30 once we are home we go on tiktok again for a bit and make our beds up in the conservatory. we've eaten so many icecreams. u and [sister] are probably on ur 57th argument just today :)
9:30, ur mum comes into the conservatory and tells us to turn off our phones. we try to make her feel bad so we can keep them but she shouts at us instead. we put our phones in her closet thingy in her room.
10:00 we sit in the conservatory watching family guy when [sister] comes running in. i say "and this.. is when it goes to shit."
another argument occurs.
11:00 ur mum tells us to turn the tv's off and we have to sit in silence until we fall asleep.
even though this happens continuously everyday, life is good. we are at our peak. i miss these days and this was fun to write see ya ✌️ also i hope i haven't missed anything out
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