Heathers and Ride The Cyclone Chatfic!

the homiesexuals ship ricky x ocean (+some ocean angst)

TW!! BRIEF MENTIONS OF $UC!DAL THOUGHTS!!! (I'll put ⚠️ at the start and end)

I would also like to point out that this is an AU where Karnak let everyone back and was just holding the contest for gits and shiggles 😍😍 they still live in uranium and go to a different school but all together.

heathermacaroni changed the group name to Gangstas 😎

heathermacaroni: i forgot to add a name L

gingersinpower: THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY PHONE PING IVE ONLY DONE THE FIRST TWO HOURS OF MEDITATION AND IT IS TORTUREEEEEEEEE

spaceagebachelorman: what if i chap ur door and say we have to reherse for choir?

gingersinpower: YES OMG IM SO GLAD KARNAK DECIDED YOU COULD SPEAK

remembertoridethecyclone: yw

Meanwhile...

moniquegibeau created a group called homiesexuals

moniquegibeau added thismanisawesome, blueballs and 3 others

deadgirlwalking: hey slays

moniquegibeau: hey gays i need help

bromosexual: whats up?

moniquegibeau: i need to come up with a plan to get ricky and ocean together. any thoughts?

heathermacaroni: spaghetti.

deadgirlwalking: he meant thoughts to get them together, sunshine. xx

heathermacaroni: ik!! they used spaghetti in Lady and the Tramp and they kissed and like had puppies or whatever

blueballs: OCEAN WILL HAVE PUPPIES IF SHE AND RICKY KISS WITH SPAGHETTI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

thismanisawesome: no, but i understand what heather means. they will kiss and fall in love and ocean will stop crying and ricky will stop fantisizing about space cat womens.

moniquegibeau: Ocean has been crying?!

thismanisawesome: yes. she is in room right next to mine in school dorms so i can hear her cry sometimes. sometimes she says stuff.

heathermacaroni: what does she say :(

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⚠️thismanisawesome: "why are my parents such idiots" "why doesnt he like me" "why am i not likable" "i just want to be interesting" "can i stop fucking failing everything" "im such an stupid bitch" "i should end it all, everyone wants me to" "shut up, ocean, nobody cares about your opinion" ⚠️

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blueballs: i feel so bad for her :(

deadgirlwalking: they clearly make each other so much happier, we need to get ricky and ocean together!!

Back in Gangstas 😎...

gingersinpower: AND THAT IS WHY NOT EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A LIBRARY CARD!!!

gentlywithachainsaw: oh

pinkslime: honestly? makes sense.

spaceagebachelorman: aww its so cute when you get heated about things Ocean :3