Special Chapter 2

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Author drags everyone into the hall.

"Get in there you overgrown piece of ham." Author pushes Michael in the hall.

Author: *slams the doors shut* You know when I say meet me in hall characters, I DON'T MEAN GO OUT FOR FRO-YO.

Beth: We were going to come here. *eats some of her fro-yo*

Author: Really Now? *puts hands on her hips*

Chris: *swallows his froyo* Yea right after froyo which Michael suggested.

Michael: *looks at Chris betrayed* I thought we don't snitch on each other Christopher.

Chris: Well I'll have you know-

*Characters argue and try to put the blame on each other and annoy the author*

Author: CLAM IT ALL OF YOU BEFORE I WRITE YOU ALL AS JEFFREY DAHLMER'S CHILDREN.

*silence*

Author: Glad that made yall quiet. So the reason I brought yall here is because you need to give the readers out there two questions of your choice then get out of here. I don't care where you go just leave when your job is done.

Michael: Me first. So Question 1. How much do you guys love me?
2. What's your favorite book?

Author: Ok now scram. *snaps her fingers and Michael disappears* NEXT.

Rebecca: Yes hey there people with no lives. Question 1. Who do you prefer more, Stacie or Me?
2. You guys have read everything from everyone's POV so Michael clearly loves me right?

Author: First off, it's been Stacie's POV the whole time and two, Beat it. *Snaps her fingers and Rebecca disappears* NEXT.

Chris: Sup gorgeous ladies *winks at the camera and everyone rolls their eyes* So Question 1, How much do yall miss me in the actual storyline? 2. Is the Earth flat or round?

Author: Seriously? *looks at him with a blank face* You know what, Nevermind. *snaps fingers* NEXT

Beth: Uh hi everyone 😳. 1. How are you really doing today? 2. Are you glad you made it to December?

*Everyone looks at her concerned*

Author: Beth honey, let's talk after this. NEXT.

Kevin: My turn assholes 😤. *everyone facepalms* Numero uno, is Alex in love with me and dos who ate my nandos?

Author: There's nandos outside.

Kevin: Really?! *runs outside to check*

Author: That was easy, NEXT.

Alex: Hey everyone. First of all, does anyone have some food with them? Second of all, when is dinner?

Author: *mumbles* And this why I-

Alex: This is why I what?

Author: Nothing. *snaps fingers* NEXT

Stacie: Hey everyone who should be at a therapist office. Who is also obsessed with Wednesday and am I the only one who thinks common sense is a curse if no one else around you has it?

Author: *snaps fingers * And that's it ladies and gentlemen. I look forward to read all your responses to the questions. BETH WE NEED TO TALK.

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