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Incorrect Quote Generator GLORYBRINGER things : 

https://incorrectquotesgenerator.com/ 

NOT MY QUOTES (and these are probably also everywhere too)

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Glory: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. 

Deathbringer: It's not a joke. 

Deathbringer: *sniffles*

Deathbringer: I'm a legit snack. 

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Glory: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Deathbringer: Thank you

Glory: I didn't say that was a good thing

Deathbringer: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Glory: You love me, right, Deathbringer?Deathbringer: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.


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Glory: I'm going to take you out Deathbringer: great, it's a date! Glory: I meant that as a threat. Deathbringer: See you at five!


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Glory: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.Deathbringer: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.Glory: Absolutely not.


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(some random ones)

Deathbringer: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

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Deathbringer: WHY. why did you give Tsunami a KNIFE?!Glory: I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe.Deathbringer: Now I feel unsafe!Glory: I'm sorry.Glory: ... would you like a knife?


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*Deathbringer and Glory sitting in jail together*Glory: So who should we call?Deathbringer: I'd call Tsunami, but I feel safer in jail



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