A/N: HI LOVELY READERS! It's been sooooo long since I updated! Sorry! Don't kill me! But I'm back now! Yay! And I survived finals.(sorta) Anyway... CHAPTER TIME!
@KrystalFlight dared: I dare the whole gang to reenact Shakespear :3
Storm: *evil grin* HAVE FUN, GUYS! *hands everyone a script of Romeo and Juliet* Okay... who wants to be Romeo?
*silence*
Storm: Black Star! How about you?
Black Star: As long as I get to be the star of the play, I'm fine with it!
Storm: Good! Who wants to be Juliet?
*silence*
Tsubaki: I'll do it if no one else wi-
Storm: How about you, Maka?
Maka: But Tsubaki just said she would-
Storm: Hush, child. I am the director and I say you are Juliet!
Maka: hmph.
Storm: And the rest you guys will play whatever character is needed.
Patty: KAY!
Storm: AND ACTION!
Black Star: But soft, what light through yonder wind breaks?
Storm: Window... It's window...
Black Star: Same thing! It is the east and Juliet is the sun.
Maka: Ay me!
Black Star: She speaks. Oh speak again, bright angel, for thou art as glorious to this night being o'er my head, as a winged messenger to-*bursts into laughter* I'm sorry, I can't do this. This is MAKA. I just can't say "Oh Maka, you are as glorious as the night sky" HAHAHAHA! *starts rolling on the floor with laughter*
Storm: *sigh* Soul, get over here. You're the new Romeo. Black Star, get off my stage.
Black Star: This isn't a stage. This is a bunch of cardboard glued together.
Storm: Would you like to pay for an actual stage then?
Black Star: ...
Storm: I thought so. Soul, pick up from where Black Star left off.
Soul: Ugh. This is so uncool. As a winged messenger to heaven.
Maka: Romeo, Oh Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?
Soul: Right next to you, idiot.
Storm: Soul, That wasn't the line.
Soul: Pft. I don't care. *walks off "stage"*
Storm: Well, let's try a differ-ent one, shall we?
Maka: No. Please. No more.
Storm: TOO BAD! *takes out "As You Like it" script* Hmmm.... I think... Spirit should be Touchstone, Tsubaki should be Celia... and Rosalind will be.......Patty! This will be fun... Alright let's start at...*flips through script* Act 2 Scene 4. Aaaaaand action!
Patty: Oh Jupiter, how weary are my spirits!
Spirit: I care not for my spirits, if my legs were not weary.
Patty: I would find in my heart to disgrace my man's ap- What is this word?
Liz: *looks at script* Apparel.
Patty: Okay! apparel and to cry like a woman, but I must comfort the weaker vessel and- I DON'T UNDERSTAND THESE WORDS.
Liz: No one does, just keep reading.
Patty: as doubtlet and blah blah blah... Tsubaki, you're turn!
Storm: Aw, whatever. Close enough.
Tsubaki: I pray you bear with me. I cannot go no further.
Spirit: *reading through rest of script* Storm? Who will play Audrey? *smirks*
Maka: MAAKKAA CHOP! *hits Spirit in the head*
Spirit: Ow! That hurt daddy, Maka!
Storm: ugh. You people don't appreciate good literature. Skip to ...Here. *points at page* And this time... Kid will be Silvius, Liz will be Rosalind, Blair will be Pheobe, and lets go with Crona for Orlando.
Crona: M-me? I don't think I know how to deal with acting...
Storm: Just try. Now go!
Blair: Good shepherd, tell this youth what 'tis to love. *winks* *makes purring noise*
Death the Kid: It is to be made of sighs and tears, And so am I for Pheobe- NOT TRUE. I WOULD NOT LOVE SOMEONE AS ASYMMETRICAL AS HER.
Storm: No you wouldn't. But Silvius would.
Death the Kid: *murmurs "slivius is asymmetrical trash"*
Storm: *glares* Blair, your line...
Blair: oh right. And I for Ganymede.
Crona: A-and I f-for Ros-Rosalind.
Liz: And I for no woman.
Death the Kid: It is to be made of faith and service- No it's not. I'll tell you right now, true love is to be made symmetrical. What was shakespear thinking when he wrote this?
Storm: He was thinking "I'm going to write about love in general and not just for the 2% of people in the world with OCD."
Death the Kid: That was rude...
Storm: You know what's also rude? HAVING AN ARGUMENT AGAINST THE SCRIPT IN THE MIDDLE OF A PLAY.
Death the Kid: Hmph. But it's not symmetrical...
Storm: I'm done. I can't deal with you people anymore. *walks away*
Blair: Well I'm glad we're done with this now. *turns into a cat and runs off*
Spirit: BLAIR WAIT FOR MEEEEE!!!!!! *runs after her*
Maka: COME BACK HERE DAD. LET ME MAKA CHOP YOU.
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Hiya guys! We had our english final on "As You Like It" so it was kinda on my mind... BUT ANYWAY IT'S SUMMER NOW! NO MORE FINALS! YAAY!!!!!! So now I can update more! (maybe)
I'll update again soon(I hope)
Sayonara!
~Storm
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