Eat(souls) Pray(to death gods) Love(kishins)

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shadowstarblitz asked Asura: If I became a Kishin and swore my eternal loyalty to you, while also being insane, and not try to use or hurt you, would you consider marrying me?

Asura: I would be grateful, obviously. I don't know if I'd go as far as marriage tho-

Patty: *setting up a wedding* WAIT, YOU MEAN THE WEDDING'S OFF?! AFTER ALL THIS PLANNING I'VE DONE?!

Asura: FINE! WE'LL GET MARRIED. Just please don't kill me.

Patty: I TRY TO DO ONE NICE THING FOR YOU AND YOU ALMOST CALL IT OFF. THAT IS THE LAST TIME I'M DOING YOU A FAVOR.

Storm: Patty, go away so Asura can actually answer this without being pressured into marrying someone he doesn't know.

Patty: *pouts* I DON'T WANNA.

Storm: I'll give you a giraffe plushie if you leave.

Patty: OKAY! *skips away*

Asura: So as I was saying, I would very much appreciate your loyalty and I would like to at least be friends. But I do not even know you, I would need to get to know you better before i can consider marriage.

Storm: *yawns* Sorry, but your boring me. Without the others to mess things up, this gets kinda boring.

Black Star: I HEARD THAT YOU MISSED ME?

Storm: I never said that...

Black Star: Don't you worry. I'm here now! Ha ha! THE GREAT BLACK STAR CAME TO SAVE THE DAY!

Storm: No. Get out.

Black Star: But... But... I'm the great black star...

Storm: And now the great black star is leaving my sight. *mumbles: why'd it have to be him? I would've been fine with anyone else...*

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So there ya go shadowstarblitz. A few dates and you should be perfect marriage material!

I mean... If Patty doesn't kill you first. So... Good luck with that!

See ya later

~Storm


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