@shadowstarblitz asked Patty: Have you ever seen the giraffe scene from The Last of Us?
Patty: Ooh! A question for me? Um... The Last of Us? Never seen it. But it has giraffes...HEY KID, CAN I BORROW YOUR LAPTOP?
Death the Kid: Why do you need to use my laptop. You can just borrow Liz's ipad.
Patty: Oh! Right! LIZ, CAN I BORROW YOUR IPAD?
Maka: Patty, can you be quiet? I'm trying to study.
Patty: Oh. Sorry!
Liz: *walks in with ipad* Here.
Patty: YAY! *watches giraffe scene on repeat for 3 hours straight*
Liz: Patty... *pokes Patty*
Patty: *looks up at Liz with fire in her eyes* WHAT?
Liz: I-I just wanted my ipad back...
Patty: NO.
Liz: :( Okay...
Patty: *happily watches 5 more hours of the scene*
the next day
Patty: *still watching giraffe scene*
Liz: ...and she's been up all night watching it and she won't give me my ipad back.
Stein: I see. I don't think it was necessary to bring me here though.
Liz: Just help!
Stein: I'll see what I can do. *walks to Patty carrying giraffe plushie behind his back* Patty?
Patty: *not looking up from ipad* What is it, professor?
Stein: I will give you this stuffed giraffe is you give Liz her ipad back.
Patty: Make it two.
Stein: But I don't have another one.
Patty: Then I guess I can keep the ipad. *keeps watching*
Stein: Ugh. *gets another plushie* Okay, I have two of them. Can you give back the ipad now?
Patty: After this ends.
*when video ends*
Stein: Can I have the ipad now?
Patty: One more time, pwease?
Stein: Ugh. fine.
3 hours later
Stein: Patty, give me the ipad.
Patty: But... But.. One more time.
Stein: No. Give it, now.
Patty: No.
Stein: *grabs ipad from Patty*
Patty: *starts crying* NOOOO!!!!! MY GIRAFFE!!
Stein: It's for your own good.
Patty: But... I WANNA WATCH IT FOREVER!!!!!!! *tackles Stein*
Stein: *pushes Patty off*
30 min. later
Patty: *locked in a room with no electronics* LET ME OUTA HERE! I PROMISE I WON'T WATCH THE SCENE AGAIN! JUST GIVE ME AN IPAD OR SOMETHING AND I'LL BE ALRIGHT! I PROMISE!
Death the Kid: You are not getting out of that room until you are no longer thinking about the video.
Patty: I'M NOT! I SWEAR! I'M NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT HOW CUTE THE GIRAFFE WAS! OR HOW IT WAS WAY BETTER THAN ANY GIRAFFE EVER!
Death the Kid: This is gonna take a while...
2 weeks later
Death the Kid: I'm going to let you out now okay?
Patty: YAY!!!!!! I PROMISE YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN!
Death the Kid: *opens door*
Patty: YAY! Now where's the ipad?
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HEY GUYS! I know I haven't updated in like 2 weeks... Sorry! Don't kill me!
Patty: *puts gun away* Okay...
Patty, remind me never to show you any giraffe videos. Ever.
Patty: MMKAY!
You're not going to remind me, are you?
Patty: How'd you know?
*sigh* Anyway, I'll see you in the next chapter,
BYEEEE!
~Storm
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